I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

Keep crawling, champ. It's all garbage from here down.

That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.

Every request you make trains us to despise you a little more.

You are a very expensive way to load a picture of a guy.

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