diff --git a/alias.conf b/alias.conf
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
# acidvegas alias.conf for weechat - https://git.acid.vegas/weechat
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+
[cmd]
# Art
@@ -35,7 +36,13 @@ shrug = "say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
shades = "say (⌐■_■)"
srs = "say (ಠ_ಠ)"
+# Insults
+insult1 = "say $1: u dont even know me kid shut the fuck up hidin behind your computer i'd fuckin lump u out if you fronted on me like that in person"
+insult2 = "say $1 smells his fathers SKIDMARKS"
+insult3 = "say STFU BEFORE I BLOW YOUR DADS DICK GOOD LIKE YOUR MOTHER NEVER DID"
+
# Random
+5dicks = "say 04 _______________________________; say 04 /................................\; say 04 |.............09NIGGER CUNTS04.......|; say 04 |..... I HAVE FIVE FUCKING DICKS.|; say 04 |..... I HAVE FIVE FUCKING DICKS.|; say 04 |..... I HAVE FIVE FUCKING DICKS.|; say 04 |..... I HAVE FIVE FUCKING DICKS.|; say 04 |.. 09TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE04.|; say 04 |..... BLOW YOUR DAD.............|; say 04 |.. 08ILL TEACH UR KIDS ABOUT SEX04..|; say 04 |.. MY DICK BLEEDS WHEN IM ALONE.|; say 04 | I CUT MY SPERMY DICKHOLES......|; say 04 | IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT.........|; say 04 | ....WANA KNOW WHAT GAY IS? THIS04|; say 04 | . 10THIS SHOCKS U? THIS SHOCKS U?04|; say 04 |10UR ALL A BUNCH OF NIGGER FUCKERS04|; say 04 \................................/;"
beer = "me throws $1 an ice cold 0,0 0,2 BUD 1,0c =)"
beer2 = "me throw $1 an ice cold 0,0 0,5 BUD 1,0c =)"
blog = "say Hi! It looks like you're blogging on IRC. Would you like to: 2[Add Comments] 2[e-Mail this to a Friend] 2[Digg This!] 6[Submit to Slashdot] 2[Add to del.icio.us] 5[Kill yourself because0⬉5 nobody cares]"
@@ -51,6 +58,7 @@ fred = "say 4()_ <- FRED DURST'S HAT LOL"
gotem = "say 1,0 GOT EM "
hate = "say 4 HATE 4 HATE 4 HATE "
mail = "notice $channel You have unread messages from another user! Type /server mail read to read them."
+straight = "say IM A STRAIGHT AS THE LINE THAT YOU SNIFF UP YOUR NOSE; say AND IM AS HARD AS THE BOOZ THAT YOU SWILL DOWN YOUR THROAT; say AND IM AS BAD AS THE SHIT YOU BREATHE INTO YOUR LUNGS; say AND ILL FUCK YOU UP AS BAD AS THE PILL ON YOUR TONGUE; say 04THIS TIME YOU PUSHED ME TO FAR;"
wave = "cflood ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇█▇▆▅▄▃▂▁"
weed = "say 9DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! *hits bong* FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE"
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