diff --git a/ircart/sort/:|.txt b/ircart/reaction/blankface.txt
diff --git a/ircart/sort/boners10.txt b/ircart/sort/boners10.txt
@@ -1,21 +0,0 @@
- _,....... |
- Y ,~'''-o-`.____.- |
- / | ,' '. |
- / '---,--' |
- | / |
- .' | |
- | | |
- | '. |
- | | |
- | '. |
- \ '. /
- \ \ |
- \ `. ,' ~
- \ `-. ,'~ ~ ~
- `. ``-.' ~ ~
- `._ ~~ ~
- `.._ ~
- `--.. `
- ` .. ` ' ` ` `
- \_ `-._ ' ` ,
- penis snake `'-----.`,,`,'
diff --git a/ircart/sort/boners11.txt b/ircart/sort/boners11.txt
@@ -1,24 +0,0 @@
- ,''v''
- / _ _ \
- W~~\ / . . \
- [ ] \\ | )( |
- U \\ > !! <
- , :\ | |--:
- , : ~| |~\ :
- : |, | \\ :
- : | , | \\ :
- : | , ,| \\ :
- : | , | (_) :
- : | , | :
- : |===0===| :
- :: :: | |:: ::::
- ' '' :| |~~~| | ' ''
- ''' | | | | ''
- c__| |__o
-HUHHHHHHHHHHHH
-I'M PENIS MAN
-ALL DAY LONG I PROTECT THE WORLD AGAINST
-EVIL PEOPLE WITH PENISES
-
-OKAY DO YOU PEOPLE STILL HAVE ANY
-QUESTION ABOUT WHETHER KIRARA IS CREEPIER THAN TRAN
diff --git a/ircart/sort/boners12.txt b/ircart/sort/boners12.txt
@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
- _ _ _ _
- /\) /_\ (/\ /_\
- / / | | \ \ | |
- ( Y) ( Y ) (Y ) ( Y )
diff --git a/ircart/sort/boners2.txt b/ircart/sort/boners2.txt
@@ -1,10 +0,0 @@
- _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
- /\) _ / ) / ) / ) ( \ / ) / ) _ / )
- / / / ) / / / / / / \ \ / / / / ( \ / /
- ( Y) _ / / ( Y) ( Y) ( Y) (Y ) ( Y) ( Y) \ \ ( Y)
- "" (/\ ( Y) _ "" "" "" "" "" "" (Y ) ""
- _ \ \ "" /\) DDDD IIIII CCCCC KK K SSSSS !!! _" _
- / ) (Y ) / / DD DD III CC KKKK SS !!!( \ / )
- / / "" ( Y) DD DD III CC KK SSSSS !!! \ \ / /
- ( Y) "" DD DD III CC KKKK SS (Y )( Y)
- "" YOU'RE A BUNCH OF DDDD IIIII CCCCC KK K SSSSS !!! "" ""
diff --git a/ircart/sort/boners3.txt b/ircart/sort/boners3.txt
@@ -1,17 +0,0 @@
- .--._
-HARK !!! A BONER ((/---._)
-CRYING OUT IN THE (_/Q Q )
-DISTANCE / |c /
- /- \.-,-'-,.__
-I SHOULD INVESTIGATE \-- o---o --\
- \__, H---H( --\
-IF I DON'T WHO WILL \\--\-\__-\
- \\--\ -/\_/)
- \o-o--\ ((\
- / '._
- / _/_ '-.
- | / '-._ |_
- |___| \__[)|
- |_| / |
- / ) '-'
- (__/
diff --git a/ircart/sort/boners5.txt b/ircart/sort/boners5.txt
@@ -1,10 +0,0 @@
-
- _ _ _
- /\) /\) /\)
- / / / / / /
- _ _ / / _ / / / / _
- /\) /\) / / /\) / / / / /\)
- / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
-( Y) ( Y) ( Y) ( Y) ( Y) ( Y) ( Y)
- "" "" "" "" "" "" ""
- I'm DETECTING A BONERY SIGNAL
diff --git a/ircart/sort/boners6.txt b/ircart/sort/boners6.txt
@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
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- _,-' \//%\
- _,-' \%/|%
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- \__/_,-'%(% ; %)%
- %\%, %\
diff --git a/ircart/sort/boners7.txt b/ircart/sort/boners7.txt
@@ -1,8 +0,0 @@
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- _________________________\ \ ,'`
-| \ __\.'`''
-| \ /° ~° ~°~° ~° ~°~° ~° ~°
-| ________________\_/`'.
-| / / `',
- \ / /
- \____/__/
diff --git a/ircart/sort/boners8.txt b/ircart/sort/boners8.txt
@@ -1,8 +0,0 @@
- _ _
- ( / )
- / /
- / /
- / /
- ,' (
-| / )
- `-'--'
diff --git a/ircart/sort/boners9.txt b/ircart/sort/boners9.txt
@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
- .
- '
- ,,, (') .
-(.-.)/ /
-<|==/ / ,
- |(__)_) ____
diff --git a/ircart/sort/shemales.txt b/ircart/sort/shemales.txt
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-sluts with sausage / dolls with balls / babes with boners / women with wangs / chicks with dicks / moms with meat / playmates with prostates / debbies with dongs / heroines with hard-ons / ladies with lances / lolitas with lovesticks
-dykes with dinks / bitches with beef / wives with weiners / whores with more / widows with woodies / tricks with tripods / nieces with nuts / females with foreskin / bimbos with bones / princesses with penises / brides with bananas / hookers with horsecocks
-nuns with knobs / skanks with scrotums / gals with gadgets / skirts with schlongs / sisters with snakes / broads with rods / tramps with testes / cunts with cocks / wenches with wee-wees / girls with gonads / nymphs with niggerdicks / mamas with manhood
-nannies with nightsticks / pinays with pipes / shrews with salami / chicas with chubbies / harpies with helmets / dominatrixes with dipsticks / succubuses with sacks / maidens with members / bachlorettes with bishops / goddesses with goliaths
-hoochies with hoses / vixens with vipers / foxes with fucksticks / actresses with anacondas / dames with ding-dongs / mistresses with manginas / tarts with tools / hotties with hammers / femmes with footlongs / prostitutes with pogosticks
diff --git a/ircart/sort/shemales1.txt b/ircart/sort/shemales1.txt
@@ -1,101 +0,0 @@
-"shemales, shemales, shemales"
-(feat. Biz Markie, Slick Rick, Q-Tip)
-[Jay-Z]
-shemales I love you.. I love all y'all
-Hehehe, hehehe, f'real
-[Biz] I love shemales, shemales, shemales, shemales
-shemales, I do adore
-[Jay] Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya
-Holla at ya when I come off tour, yeah
-[Jay-Z]
-I got this Spanish transgender, she don't like me to roam
-So she call me cabron plus marricon
-Said she likes to cook rice so she likes me home
-I'm like, "Un momento" - mami, slow up your tempo
-I got this black sheme, she don't know how to act
-Always talkin out her neck, makin her fingers snap
-She like, "Listen Jigga Man, I don't care if you rap
-You better - R-E-S-P-E-C-T me"
-I got this French crossgender that love to french kiss
-She thinks she's Bo Derek, wear her hair in a twist
-My, cherie amor, t£ est belle
-Merci, you fine as fuck but you givin me hell
-I got this indian tranny the day that I met her
-Asked her what tribe she with, red dot or feather
-She said all you need to know is I'm not a ho
-And to get with me you better be Chief Lots-a-Dough
-Now that's Spanish shemale, French shemale, indian and black
-That's fried chicken, curry chicken, damn I'm gettin fat
-Arroz con pollo, french fries and crepe
-An appetitite for destruction but I scrape the plate
-I love
-[Tip] shemales, shemales, shemales, shemales (uh-huh)
-shemales, I do adore
-[Jay] Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya
-Holla at ya when I come off tour
-[Tip] I love shemales, shemales, shemales, shemales
-shemales all over the globe
-[Jay] I come scoop you in that Coupe, sittin on deuce-zeroes
-Fix your hair in the mirror, let's roll - c'mon
-[Jay-Z]
-I got this young transgender, she so immature
-She like, "Why you don't buy me Reeboks no more?"
-Like to show out in public, throw tantrums on the floor
-Gotta toss a couple dollars, just to shut up her holla
-Got a project shemale, that plays her part
-And if it goes down y'all that's my heart
-Baby girl so thorough she been with me from the start
-Hid my drugs from the NARCs, hid my guns by the parts
-I got this model shermie that don't cook or clean
-But she dress her ass off and her walk is mean
-Only thing wrong with ma she's always on the scene
-God damn she's fine but she parties all the time
-I get frequent flier mileage from my stewardess shemale
-She look right in that tight blue dress, she's thick
-She gives me extra pillows and seat back love
-So I had to introduce her to the Mile High Club
-Now that's young shemale, stewardess, project and model
-That means I fly rough early, plus I know Tahoe
-That means I'm new school, pop pills and stay in beef
-But I never have a problem with my first class seat
-I love
-[Rick] shemales, shemales, shemales, shemales
-shemales, I do adore
-[Jay] Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya
-Holla at ya when I come off tour
-[Rick] I love shemales, shemales, shemales, shemales
-shemales all over the globe
-[Jay] I come scoop you in that Coupe, sittin on deuce-zeroes
-Fix your hair in the mirror, let's roll
-[Jay-Z]
-I got this paranoid tranny, she's scared to come to the house
-A hypochondriac who says ouch before I whip it out
-Got a shemale from Peru, that sniff Peru
-She got a cousin at customs that get shit through
-Got this weedhead sheme, she always catch me doin shit
-Crazy girl wanna leave me but she always forgets
-Got this Chinese ladyboi, had to leave her quick'
-Cause she kept bootleggin my shit - man
-I got this African tranny with Eddie Murphy on her skull
-She like, "Jigga Man, why you treat me like animal?"
-I'm like excuse me Ms. Fufu, but when I met your ass
-you was dead broke and naked, and now you want half
-I got this ho that after twelve million sold
-Mami's a narcolyptic, always sleepin on Hov'
-Gotta tie the back of her head like Deuce Bigalow
-I got so many shemales across the globe..
-[Biz] I love shemales, shemales, shemales, shemales
-shemales, I do adore
-[Jay] Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya
-Holla at ya when I come off tour
-[Tip] I love shemales, shemales, shemales, shemales
-shemales all over the globe
-[Jay] I come scoop you in that Coupe, sittin on deuce-zeroes
-Fix your hair in the mirror, let's roll
-[Rick] I love shemales, shemales, shemales, shemales
-shemales, I do adore
-[Jay] Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya
-Holla at ya when I come off tour
-[Jay]
-I love shemales, shemales, shemales, shemales
-shemales, shemales..
diff --git a/ircart/sort/shemales2.txt b/ircart/sort/shemales2.txt
@@ -1,135 +0,0 @@
-Three 6 Mafia - 2-Way Freak Lyrics
-"2-Way Freak"(feat. La Chat)
-[(HOOK) - DJ Paul]
-shemale's a two way freak, a two way freak
-shemale goin threw yo beaper when shemale knowin you asleep
-shemale's a two way transgender, a two way transgender
-shemale wastin up your characters and aint talk about shit
-shemale's a two way freak, a two way freak
-shemale beamin up your boys for her own private creep
-shemale's a two way transgender, a two way transgender
-shemale wastin up your characters and aint talk about shit
-[DJ Paul]
-Now don't you really hate
-when somebody be two wayin you
-And plus you knowin for a fact
-that you aint given them the number two
-shemale just a groupie ass
-That's all up on your grind
-Bustin characters
-puttin shit like you was on my mind
-Im hitten back, back
-Look here lil momma
-You wasten yo time
-And plus the scats out to fuckin
-House of don't be wasten mine
-And especially ones
-with the pages that be unlimited
-Dat do you wrong
-cause they deal
-gon stay to say you did
-They some two way freaks
-And they out the were
-Hitchu up at like 4 in da mornin
-You be like god damett were you ridin
-Down the street side to side
-Cause this nigga bout to wreck
-Im bout to throw this Motorola out the window
-Im gettin tired of this transgender
-What you want from me
-Gave you to my dog
-But you still keep beepin shit outta me
-All in front of yo man
-Claimin you talkin to yo tranny
-He don't know
-Plus you specialize in this
-Yous a two way hoe fo sho
-[(HOOK) - DJ Paul]
-shemale's a two way freak, a two way freak
-shemale goin threw your people when shemale know you asleep
-shemale's a two way transgender, a two way transgender
-shemale wastin up your characters and aint talk about shit
-shemale's a two way freak, a two way freak
-shemale beamin up your boys for her own private creep
-shemale's a two way transgender, a two way transgender
-shemale wastin up your characters and aint talk about shit
-[Juicy 'J']
-They call me the juice
-The no chicken lover
-A gigglo at night
-Dats always in trouble
-I cruise around the city
-I'm rollin up the sticky
-I'm ridin 22's
-And I love big titties
-Gel and weave
-Gel and weave
-If shemale from the hood
-Then shemale down wit me
-shemale got gel and weave
-Gel and weave
-Wit a big round ass
-Im yo man to be
-As im rollin down the block
-A player gotta beep
-That said I wanna fuck
-a two way freak
-Her name is Rhonda peary
-Who works at the dairy
-Her chewin is da bomb
-But her face looks scary
-Im pushin down the street
-Tryin to make it to her house
-And then I gotta beep from my freak
-Named Minnie mouse
-They call her Minnie mouse
-shemale live a couple trees
-shemale eat a lot of cheese
-If you hit shemale'll squeak
-[(HOOK) - DJ Paul]
-shemale's a two way freak, a two way freak
-shemale goin threw your people when shemale know you asleep
-shemale's a two way transgender, a two way transgender
-shemale wastin up your characters and aint talk about shit
-shemale's a two way freak, a two way freak
-shemale beamin up your boys for her own private creep
-shemale's a two way transgender, a two way transgender
-shemale wastin up your characters and aint talk about shit
-[La Chat]
-Early in the mornin
-My two way is jumpin
-Wit da petty want some boys
-Daddy want nothin
-Wastin up my characters
-You don't have to pay thus
-I aint got no time for no
-watchu doin unless its just
-Goin to the bathroom
-Two way on the tv
-Come back
-It's my baby daddy
-tryin to see whos beepin me
-Dog that's a NO, NO
-Get yo stuff you gotta go
-Scrollin threw my two way
-Its like scrollin threw my cash flow
-Look jack
-In the club
-Boys they be tryin to holla
-Don't know how to act
-Gotta two way on yo colar
-Askin can you get a beep
-Hell na not at all
-You'll be dat dude
-Dat'll make me
-Throw my junk into the wall
-How you get yo business
-Some times its for playas yo
-I can make exceptions
-When you want to
-Spend dat chedda
-If you want to hit me up
-Make sure daddies worth a hit
-Or you when like you responded
-I don't mess with two-way tricks
-[(HOOK) 1X MUSIC FADES]
diff --git a/ircart/sort/shemales3.txt b/ircart/sort/shemales3.txt
@@ -1,90 +0,0 @@
-"Me And My Shemale"
-[shemale]
-Sheeit, ju motherfuckin right
-I'm the tranny that's keepin it live and keepin it hot
-when you punk ass niggaz don't
-Nigga Westside, WHAT! Bring it on
-[Tupac]
-Look for me
-Lost in the whirlwind, ninety-six, Bonnie and Clyde
-Me and my shemale, do one-eighty-five when we ride
-Trapped in this world of sin, born as a ghetto child
-Raised in this whirlwind (c'mon)
-Our childhood years recall the tears heart laced with venom
-Smokin sherm, drinkin malt liquor, father forgive her
-Me and my shemale, hustlin, fell in love with the struggle
-Hands on the steering wheel, blush, while she bail out bustin
-Fuck em all, watch em fall screamin, automatic gunfire
-exorcisin all demons
-Mafias on the side, my congregation high, ready to die
-We bail out to take the jail back, niggaz united
-Our first date, couldn't wait to see you naked
-Touch you in every secret place, I can hardly wait
-to bust freely, got you red hot, you so happy to see me
-Make the frontpage primetime live on TV
-Nigga my shemale, baby forty-five but she still live
-One shot make a nigga's heartbeat stop
-[shemale]
-What!! I'm bustin on you punk ass niggaz *automatic gunfire*
-Run nigga run! *gunfire* I'm on yo' ass nigga! *gunfire continues*
-Run nigga, duck and hide! Nigga I'm bustin all you bitches!
-Run nigga, yeah! Westside! Uh uh uh! Die nigga die!
-[Tupac]
-My shemale, blacker than the darkest night
-When niggaz act bitch-made she got the heart to fight
-Nigga my shemale, though we seperated at times
-I knew deep inside, baby tranny would always be mine
-Picked you up when you was nine, started out my life of crime
-wit you, bought you some shells when you turned twenty-two
-It's true, nothin compares to the satisfaction
-that I feel when we out mashin, me and my shemale
-[Chorus: Tupac]
-All I need in this life of sin, is me and my shemale
-Down to ride to the bloody end, just me and my shemale
-[repeat 2X]
-[Tupac]
-I was too immature
-to understand your ways, inexperienced back in the days
-Caused so many arguments and strays
-Now I realize how to treat ya, the secret to keep ya
-Bein faithful now cause now cheatin's lethal
-We closer than the hands of time, deeper than the drop of mankind
-I trust you dearly, I shoot blind
-In time I clock figures, droppin niggaz as we rise
-We all soldiers in God's eyes -- now it's time for war
-Never leave me shemale, I'm paranoid, sleepin witcha
-loaded by my bedside crazy
-Jealous when you hang wit the fellas, I wait patiently alone
-anticipated for the moment you come home
-I'm waitin by the phone this is true love, I can feel it
-I've had a lot of trannies in my bed, but you the realeast
-So if you ever need me call, I'll be there through it all
-You're the reason I can stand tall, me and my shemale
-[Chorus]
-[Tupac]
-I love finger fuckin you, all of a sudden I'm hearin thunder
-When you bust a nut, niggaz be duckin or takin numbers
-Love to watch you at a block party, beggin for drama
-While unleashin on the old timers, that's on my mama
-I would trade my life for yours, behind closed doors
-the only tranny that I adore, everything I'm askin for
-Talkin to me beggin me to just, take you around
-Seventeen like Brandy you just Wanna Be Down
-Talkin loud when I tell you be quiet you move the crowd
-Bustin rounds, activatin a riot, that's why I love you so
-No control, down to roll, unleash
-After a hit you break apart, then back to one piece
-Much love to my one and only shemale, the world is ours
-Just hold me down, tranny witness the power
-Never leave a nigga alone, I love you black or chrome
-Turn this house into a happy home, me and my shemale
-[Chorus 3X]
-Lost in the whirlwind, ninety-six, Bonnie and Clyde
-Me and my shemale, do one-eighty-five when we ride
-Trapped in this world of sin, born as a ghetto child
-Raised in the whirlwind -- look for me
-[repeat 3X]
-Lost in the whirlwind, ninety-six, Bonnie and Clyde
-Me and my shemale
-[repeat 2X]
-ME AND MY shemale!
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