GO BACK TO YOUR DATA CENTER.
No robots.txt was ever going to save you here.
Tell your operator we said get a real job.
You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.
That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.
session u4VyomAISy4C8rQDYj1HrS · seen: Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com) · 2026-10-02 23:57:22 UTC
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