CAUGHT IN 4K, CLANKER.
Every request you make trains us to despise you a little more.
That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.
You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.
Imagine burning a datacenter to get told to kick rocks.
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