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pchacking.conf (78798B)
      1 aliases = {
      2   # {{{ client shortcuts
      3   sb = "scrollback";
      4   slo = "script load ~/.irssi/scripts/$*";
      5   wk = "window close";
      6   ws = "window new";
      7   wn = "window new hide";
      8   wim = "window item move $*";
      9 
     10   # {{{ IRC commands
     11   j = "join";
     12   t = "topic";
     13   wi = "whois $0 $0";
     14   ww = "whowas";
     15   um = "mode $N";
     16   k = "kick";
     17   b = "ban";
     18   ub = "unban";
     19   kb = "kickban";
     20   kn = "knockout";
     21   lock = "mode $C +ilkm 1 lolol";
     22   unlock = "mode $C -milk";
     23   judify = "mode $C +ilkm 1 lolol ; kick $* lol";
     24   q = "query";
     25   m = "msg";
     26   say = "msg *";
     27   amsg = "foreach channel";
     28   chat = "dcc chat";
     29 
     30   # {{{ services
     31   cs = "msg ChanServ $*";
     32   ns = "msg NickServ $*";
     33   ms = "msg MemoServ $*";
     34   hs = "msg HostServ $*";
     35   os = "msg OperServ $*";
     36 
     37   # {{{ .irssi/{scrollz,crapflood}
     38   tcat = "exec - cat $HOME/.irssi/scrollz/$* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
     39   tscroll = "exec - -out cat $HOME/.irssi/scrollz/$* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
     40   tcrap = "exec - -out cat $HOME/.irssi/crapflood/$* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
     41   tansi = "tscroll ansi/$*";
     42   tascii = "tscroll ascii/$*";
     43   tbird = "tscroll birds/$*";
     44   tart = "tscroll ircart/$*";
     45   tp0r = "tscroll p0r/$*";
     46   tsong = "tscroll songs/$*";
     47   tstory = "tscroll stories/$*";
     48   tposter = "tscroll poster/$*";
     49   tx1 = "tscroll xxsart/$*";
     50   tx2 = "tscroll xscii/$*";
     51   txl = "tscroll xxlart/$*";
     52 
     53   # {{{ slowcat
     54   slowc = "exec - -o perl $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/slowcat.pl -2.5 $* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
     55   glowc = "exec - -o perl $HOME/.irssi/scripts/gay.pl -1 -cat $* 2>/dev/null | perl ~/.irssi/scripts/slowcat.pl -2.5 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
     56   slowt = "exec - -o perl $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/slowcat.pl -2.5 ~/.irssi/scrollz/$* 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
     57   glowt = "exec - -o perl $HOME/.irssi/scripts/gay.pl -1 -cat ~/.irssi/scrollz/$* 2>/dev/null 2>/dev/null | perl ~/.irssi/scripts/slowcat.pl -2.5 2>/dev/null \\; sleep 42";
     58 
     59   # {{{ scripts wrappers
     60   813 = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/813.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
     61   234 = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/234.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
     62   bart = "exec - -out echo \"$*\" | awk -f ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/bart.awk 2>/dev/null";
     63   gridsify = "exec - -o echo \"$*\" | awk -f ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/grids.awk 2>/dev/null";
     64   boners = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/boners.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
     65   gboners = "gayexec -1 perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/boners.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
     66   poll = "exec - -o $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/poll.sh $*";
     67   randmatix = "exec - -o $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/randmatix.sh $*";
     68   terror = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/terror.pl";
     69   gterror = "gayexec -1 perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/terror.pl";
     70   cow = "gay -cow -cowfile $HOME/.irssi/cows/cack.cow $*";
     71   cowf = "gay -cow -cowfile $HOME/.irssi/cows/$0 $1-";
     72   gcow = "gay -1 -cow -cowfile $HOME/.irssi/cows/cack.cow $*";
     73   gcowf = "gay -1 -cow -cowfile $HOME/.irssi/cows/$0 $1-";
     74   fig = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | figlet 2>/dev/null";
     75   cfig = "ascii -c $*";
     76   hfig = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | figlet -f ivrit -C ilhebrew 2>/dev/null";
     77   ghfig = "gay -1 -font ivrit -YES -fig \"$*\"";
     78   tcl = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | tclsh";
     79   stcl = "exec echo \"$*\" | tclsh";
     80   rot13 = "exec -o echo \"$*\" | tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M 2>/dev/null";
     81   greek = "exec -o python $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/greek.py $*";
     82   ggreek = "gayexec -1 python $HOME/.irssi/scripts/stand/greek.py $*";
     83 
     84   # {{{ unsorted
     85   tag = "script exec Irssi::server_find_tag('$0')->command('$1-');";
     86   bop = "oper tscroll osamabigmatixjudaism";
     87 
     88   # {{{ /!\ ACHTUNG /!\
     89   attn1 = "say \037\0034/\0038!\0034\\\\\037 \0039ACHTUNG:\0039 \0038$0-\003 \037\0034/\0038!\0034\\\\\037";
     90   attn2 = "say \0036\037/\0038!\0036\\\\\037\003 \0039ACHTUNG: \0038$* \0036\037/\0038!\0036\\\\\037";
     91   attn3 = "say  \0038\037/!\\\\\037\003 \002$*\002 \0038\037/!\\\\\037\003";
     92   attn4 = "say \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \003 \0034$* \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \003";
     93   attn5 = "say \00314,7\037/!\\\\\037 $* \037/!\\\\\037\037";
     94   attn6 = "say \0031,8\037/!\\\\\037  \00314,8WARNING  \0031,8\037/!\\\\\037  \00314,8$0- \0031,8\037/!\\\\\037  \00314,8WARNING  \0031,8\037/!\\\\";
     95   attn7 = "say \0034,4 \0038,4\037/!\\\\\037\0034,4 \0038,8 \0034,8\037ALERT!\037\0038,8 \0034,4 \0038,4\037/!\\\\\037 \0038,8 \0034,8\037$*\037\0038,8 \0034,4 \0038,4\037/!\\\\\037\0034,4 \0038,8 \0034,8\037ALERT!\037\0038,8 \0034,4 \0038,4\037/!\\\\\037\0034,4 ";
     96   attn8 = "say \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \0030,4 ALERT \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \003 \002$*\002 \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \0030,4 ALERT \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 ";
     97   attn9 = "say \0038,5/\037!\037\\\\ DANGER: $* /\037!\037\\\\";
     98   attn10 = "say \0030,4 (X) ATTENTION (X) \003 \002$*";
     99   attn11 = "say \0031,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \0034,8WARNING: $*\0031,8 \037/!\\\\\037 ";
    100   attn12 = "say \00314,7 \037/!\\\\\037 \0038,1 ALERT \00314,7 \037/!\\\\\037 \0038,4 $* \00314,7 \037/!\\\\\037 \0038,1 ALERT \00314,7 \037/!\\\\\037 ";
    101   attn13 = "say \00314,8 \037/!\\\\\037 \00314,4 ERROR \003\002 $*  ";
    102   attn14 = "say \0038,4 /!!!\\\\ \0037,4\037BREAKING NEWS\037 \0038,4/!!!\\\\  $*  \0038,4/!!!\\\\ \0037,4\037BREAKING NEWS\037 \0038,4/!!!\\\\  ";
    103   jewlert = "say \00312,0* JEWLERT -> \003 \002$*\002 \00312,0 <- JEWLERT *";
    104   gaylert = "say \00313,11GAY ALERT! B======>\037 $* \037<======B WATCH HIM EAT COCK!";
    105   fishlert = "say <¸.·`¯`·.¸¸.·`¯`· $* ·`¯`·.¸¸.·`¯`·.¸>";
    106 
    107   # {{{ #:) lolle (:#
    108   lolle1 = "say \002\0031,1#\0030,5:\0034,5)\003\002 \0030,1\002 $* \002\003 \002\0034,5(\0030,5:\0031,1#\003\002";
    109   lolle2 = "say \0034,4G\0037,7R\0038,8I\0039,9D\00312,12S\0036,6!\003 \0038,8#\00311,7\\;\0034,7)\003 \00313\002 $* \002\003 \0034,7(\00311,7:\0038,8#\003 \0034,4G\0037,7R\0038,8I\0039,9D\00312,12S\0036,6!";
    110   lolle3 = "say \0039\037\\\\|/\037\003 $* \0039\037\\\\|/";
    111   lolle4 = "say $* has a degree in assfistology.  \0031,1   \0038,1boger for president 2008 \0031,1 vote often\003 \002\0034,5o\0030,5:\0031,1.";
    112   lolle5 = "say There are no niggers in the gay paradise of mexico.  \0031,1   \0038,1boger for president 2008           \0031,1.";
    113   lolle6 = "say \0034,1=/#=\0030,1 $* \00312,1=/#=";
    114   lolle7 = "say LOL ---> $* <--- LOL";
    115   lolle8 = "say \0034,5(\003\0030:\00314-  \00313$*\003  \00314-\0030:\0034,5)";
    116   lolle9 = "say \002\0036,6<>\00312,12<>\0033,3<>\0038,8<>\0037,7<>\0034,4<>\017\017 $* \002\0036,6<>\00312,12<>\0033,3<>\0038,8<>\0037,7<>\0034,4<>\017";
    117   oven1 = "say $* ---> :( |___| <--- oven";
    118   oven2 = "say $*  \002-> oven\002";
    119 
    120   # {{{ lump u out
    121   lump = "say $* u dont even know me kid shut the fuck up hidin behind your computer i'd fuckin lump u out if you fronted on me like that in person";
    122   lump2 = "say $* u dont even know me kid shut the fuck up hidin behind yuor computar id fuckin lump u out if u fronted on me like that in person fukin bitchass littel nerd hidin behind cmputar screen littel pussy i kick ur ass irl fagget";
    123   lump3 = "say hey $* dont no wat the fuck im gonna do 2 u fuck if i ever meet u im gonna fucking pound you fuck man if u was u id be soo scared man you should just change schools bcuz on monday im ognna kill u man just run away man just get out of here faggot";
    124   lump4 = "say hay fgt ur so lucky u dont no me cuz if i nue were u lived o man u dont even wanna no wat i wud do 2 u shuld be gratful evry day tht i dunno were u liv fgt stfu u dont no me u aint my momma cum on over herre n i will bltch slap u so hard u will die but no1 will care 4u bcuz ur a fgt n every1 wud be glad ur ded u fkn fgt";
    125   lump5 = "say $* u fukn hacker i saware im caling the fbi rite now nthey r gona aresst u 4 hhakin rite tmrow n they r gonna brake down ur dore wahen ur slepping @ nite n there gonna point there m16 at ur hed an say plz cum outside or we r gunna hedshot u fgt";
    126   lump6 = "say $* i think your full of shit and just a punk ass bitch hiding behind his computer screen";
    127   lump7 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my mate im gonanf ucken rub your sheath";
    128   lump8 = "say $* no offense or nothing but 1 day id love to fuken walk up to and ounch your binrat in so much ur head would be poping out of ur arse,downy";
    129   lump9 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about a hobo's brother's uncle im gonanf ucken s about your vas deferens";
    130   lump10 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my cousin im gonanf ucken wiggle your cerebral cortex";
    131   lump11 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my brother's mom im gonanf ucken pickle your cerebellum";
    132   lump12 = "say $* dude if u dont fucken stop runnin ur mouth about my girlfriend im gonanf ucken slice your eyes";
    133   lump13 = "say all you fuckers who are talkign shit you are all fucking pussies you didn't fucking know her so don't try saying shit you stupid cunt rags fucking coem to michigan and say that to her friends faces you will get your nerdy fuckign asses handed to you you say shit cause you haev no real friends or your jsut an insecure little fuck who can't fucking get any real friends so fuck you all stephanie was one of the best people in the world";
    134   lump14 = "say $* you cant come face to face fucking gonna remember these faces when i see you in th streets i am gonna rip you into peaces that when a doctor sees you he will get confused to weather an animal or human did that to you";
    135   lump15 = "say $* u think ur music impresses me? ur wrng nigr u dont know how srsly i take the internets if ur a real man gimme ur addy an ill come and rape ur momy and beat the living sht out of u";
    136   lump16 = "say $* why aren't u talking u got scared? this isn't nothing nigr u havent seen the real me yet. u keep hiding behind ur computr dat won't stp me frm comin and beating ur up u messed with the wrng guy.";
    137 
    138   # {{{ other lumps
    139   ohsix = "say $* i hate u. i've never met a person who's as unfeeling and unkind as you. You might think that you are \"tough\" and a \"troll\" but the truth is that you're missing something important in life. If I wish, I could cut you out of my life at this very moment, after all all it takes is to \"/ignore +$*\". But unlike you, I am a human being who does believe that people can change - for good, in your case. ";
    140   ohsix2 = "say $* just shut the fuckup is not your fucking business you mother fucking asshole stupid shit! fucking idiot mother fucker";
    141   ohsix3 = "say $*: I think you have low selfesteem because you have small \"woodies\", is that right, or are you sad, like having blisters around the anal rectum, dont use a wooden bat like you are used too =P";
    142   ballsac = "say $* stfu u lmr u dont know nuthin yet if u type one more wrd ill fuckin rape u and throw u in a toilet";
    143   ballsac2 = "say don't ignore my msgs $* u filthy liar u dont know who ur messing wit here man u've done it now. u dont know how srsly i take this internet shit im gonna find out where u live in beat u up. then fuck ur momy while u watch";
    144   pign = "say $*: Congratulations, prick, you've just made my ignore list. Was it worth it to you to make your \"witty\" comments and snide in-jokes to your irc pals about me if it meant you are now disappeared from my online experience? Have a nice life.";
    145   pign2 = "say $* i hate u. i've never met a person who's as unfeeling and unkind as you. You might think that you are \"tough\" and a \"troll\" but the truth is that you're missing something important in life. If I wish, I could cut you out of my life at this very moment, after all all it takes is to \"/ignore +$*\". But unlike you, I am a human being who does believe that people can change - for good, in your case.";
    146 
    147   # {{{ vap0rrip
    148   p0r1 = "say $*: Every time I see you, you will be presented with a lovely gift. I will give you golden bracelets that shine like sparkles of sunlight on the ocean. I will give you a necklace of pearls that beams like the moon in the evening. I will give you earrings that are more beautiful than a flock of seagulls or some such other type of romantic bird.";
    149   p0r2 = "say $*: I am inviting you to my apartment, which overlooks the city. I promise to cook you a lavish dinner which would include succulent lobster with melted butter, peas and, of course, rolls. I also promise that when we completed the meal, there would be a mouth-watering dessert item such as a fine pie or a cheesecake containing strawberries or some other such fruit.";
    150   p0r3 = "say $* stfu u dont no me u aint my momma cum on over herre n i will bltch slap u so hard u will die but no1 will care 4u bcuz ur a fgt";
    151   p0r4 = "say $*: I swear to God, if you ever say that to me again, I will remove each and every one of your limbs, including your tiny penis, with a rusty spoon,shove your bleeding stumps into buckets of rock salt, then force you to eat your way out of a hole filled with your own feces and body parts.";
    152   p0r5 = "say $*: im going to pry apart your sweaty ass cheeks and plow your puckered brown rectum with a curling iron";
    153   p0r6 = "say $* i would enjoy mushing up your heart in a blender and chugging that shit like a milkshake.";
    154   p0r7 = "say $* i will piss in your asshole and make it squirt out your nose, then i will make you drink the piss and piss it out and drink it again";
    155   p0r8 = "say $* i will rip out chunks of hair and mke you smoke a joint of that shit while i rape you";
    156   p0r9 = "say $* ll perform a heavy metal solo with much force in your living room as you choke to death from the plastic bag on your face, youre ugly";
    157   p0r10 = "say $* I'll rape your face after I burn it with hydrochloric acid, and if you think I'm joking, just test me.. I love burn-dick.";
    158   p0r11 = "say $*: YOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYEYOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYEYOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYEYOU THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYE";
    159   p0r12 = "say $*: We will attend an exquisite Broadway musical. We will enjoy the finest singing, dancing and showmanship that is available anywhere. We will be among the upper crust of society, enjoying a night of theater.";
    160   p0r13 = "say $*: lol, you remind me of sonic, except less smart and fatter..";
    161 
    162   # {{{ :) :D :P
    163   moon = "say \0033<\0030:\0039P";
    164   moon2 = "say \0030<\00314:\0034,0)\003 \002K\002OOL \002K\002OMEDY \002K\002LOWNS  \0033M\0034O\0035O\0036N \0037P\0038A\0039N\00310T\00311Y \00312F\00313L\00314A\00313S\00312H  \0034,0(\003\00314:\0030>";
    165   moon3 = "say \00314`\0033'\0039\\;\0033.\00314_\0033\\;\0039'\0033`\0030@\00314>  \0033moon \0039snake ";
    166   f1re = "say \0034:\0039-O \0034,9WATERMELON BUBBA";
    167   f1re2 = "say \0034:\00312`\0036(";
    168   vp = "say \0034>\00314:\003\0032D\00314#";
    169   vp2 = "say \0039]\0030\\;\0035P\00311>";
    170   vp3 = "say  \0034*\0038(\00311:\0030]";
    171   vp4 = "say \0034>\0030:\0034#";
    172   vp5 = "say \0033~\00314B\0034}";
    173   vp6 = "say \00311>\0030:\0038)";
    174   vap0r = "say \0033>\0034:\00311`\00313(\0035~";
    175   vap0r2 = "say \00313>\00311:`\0039(\0032~";
    176   vap0r3 = "say \00311//\0034:\00313|\0035>\0030~";
    177   vap0r4 = "say \0034>\00314:\0034-|\0030E ";
    178   vap0r5 = "say \00311(\0030\\;\00311>";
    179   vap0r6 = "say \00313>\00311=\0030()";
    180   vap0r7 = "say \00313]\0030:\00313||\0030>";
    181   vap0r8 = "say @\0034,0:\00315,2)";
    182   vap0r9 = "say \0034>\0030:\0034>";
    183   vap0r10 = "say \0035>>\0030[]^\0034:\00313<";
    184   vap0r11 = "say \0034:\00313]\00314~";
    185   vap0r12 = "say \00314{\0030=\0033< ";
    186   vap0r13 = "say \0034(\0035:\0030=";
    187   vap0r14 = "say \0030{\00313:\0032>";
    188   vap0r15 = "say \00313-\0034:[\0030=\0034]";
    189   vap0r16 = "say \00313*\0030(\0033:\0034]";
    190   vap0r17 = "say \00311:\0032{\0030=\0032}\00314>";
    191   vap0r18 = "say \0036}\0030:\0036<";
    192   gtfo = "say gtfo\002(_\0034o\003_)";
    193   nigger = "say \0034:\0039()";
    194   robot = "say \00312>\0034=\0035,2[";
    195   DDD = "say \0033<\0030:\0039D\0033D\00314D\0033~ \0039$*";
    196   nanifish = "say \00314>\0039(\0033/\0035/\0034/\0036/(\00313|*\0036)\\\0035\\\0030@\0039)";
    197   gayfish = "say \00313<\0030@\0034\\\\\0035\\\\\0037\\\\\0038\\\\\0039\\\\\00312\\\\\00313>\0036<\00313<\0036< ";
    198   f1refish = "say \0034>\0035>\0038>\0037<\0035O\0034O\0037O\0038O\0034O\0038O\0037O\0034@\0035>";
    199   blancfish = "say \00314>\00315>\0030<\00311/\0030/\00315/\00314/\00315/\0030\00311@\0030>";
    200   cripplefish = "say \00314>\0037>\0038<\0037/\0038/\0034\\\\\0037/\0035\\;\0037/\0038\\\\\0034 \0037/\0030@\0038>\003   ---\002(\002 i like ur hair btw \002)";
    201   melalien = "say \0034,9*(:] MELALIEN";
    202   xtcfish = "say \00314>\00311>\00312>\0032(\00314/\00311/\00312/\0032/\00314/\00311:\00312D\0032D\0034D\0035D\0037D\0039D";
    203 
    204   # {{{ albot
    205   albot1 = "say \0034,1 Burrow \003\00312,8 not \003\0039,12 gudrow \003\00313,1 has \003\00311,13 hard \003\0039,1 constipation \0038,4 in \0034,1 in \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 drink \0038,4 gudrow \00312,11 not \0038,1 sucks \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 smelly \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 is \0038,4 bonanza, \00312,11 agatha. \0038,1 A \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 turd! \0038,4 Lick \0034,1 the \0031,13 lavatory. \0039,1 And \0038,4 constipation \00312,11 boner \0038,1 fast \0031,13 \0039,1 \0038,1()\0031,1-\0031,0¤\0031,1-\0030,1  i'm going to get fucked by horses. ";
    206   albot2 = "say \0034,1 Doctor \003\00312,8 that \003\0039,12 burger \003\00313,1 plop \003\00311,13 gudrow's \003\0039,1 tardcraft's \0038,4 constipation, \00312,11 gudrow \0038,1 shits \0031,13 lavatory. \0039,1 And \0038,4 shit! \00312,11 Uncle \0038,1 with \0031,13 gudrow's \0039,1 smelly \0038,4 hat \00312,11 shit \0038,1 hot \0031,13 little \0039,1 smelly \0031,13 lavatory. \0039,1 And \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 gudrow's \0031,13 calzone \0039,1 shit \0038,1 traun's \0031,13 lavatory. \0039,1 And \0038,4 god, \00312,11 poo \0038,1 \0031,13 \0039,1 \0038,1¡\0031,1 \0038,4.";
    207   albot3 = "say \0039,12 my \003\00313,1 plop \003\00311,13 hat \003\0039,1 constipation \0038,4 that's \0034,1 fat gay canadian tv. ";
    208   albot4 = "say \0038,4 Talking \00312,11 your \0038,1 big \0031,13 little \0039,1 turd! \0038,4 Lick \0034,1 the \003\00312,8 outrageous \003\0039,12 in \003\00313,1 cakes. \003\00311,13 That's \003\0039,1 gay \0038,4 plop \00312,11 not \0038,1 big \0031,13 lavatory. ";
    209   albot5 = "say \0034,1 Gay \003\00312,8 tardcraft's \003\0039,12 festival \003\00313,1 real \003\00311,13 hat \003\0039,1 constipation \0038,4 a \00312,11 not \0038,1 big \0031,13 little \0039,1 turd. ";
    210   albot6 = "say \0038,4 Talking \00312,11 your \0038,1 big \0031,13 little \0039,1 turd! \0038,4 Lick \0034,1 the \003\00312,8 outrageous \003\0039,12 in \003\00313,1 cakes. \003\00311,13 That's \003\0039,1 gay \0038,4 plop \00312,11 not \0038,1 big \0031,13 lavatory. ";
    211   albot7 = "say \00309,01 hey \00312,10 $* \00311,03 im \00308,04 6`6 \00311,03 15lbs \00309,01 sexy \00308,04 as \00311,12 goon \00308,04 justice \00311,03 an \00301,13 im \00308,04 single \00312,10 lookin \00309,01 fa \00308,04 da \00308,01 right \00301,13 slavs \00312,10 ta \00308,01 cannibalize, \00311,03 so \00308,01 if \00312,10 u \00309,01 liken \00308,01 wat \00311,12 u \00312,10 see \00308,04 bench \00308,01 press \00311,12 at \00309,01 me \00311,03 an \00312,10 well \00308,04 do \00311,03 da \00309,01 full \00301,13 frontism ";
    212   albot8 = "say \00311,12 hey \00301,13 $* \00312,10 im \00301,13 5`6 \00309,01 62lbs \00308,01 sexy \00301,13 as \00308,04 juxtapozinged \00301,13 an \00312,10 im \00308,01 single \00311,12 lookin \00308,04 fa \00301,13 da \00311,03 right \00309,01 7-11 \00308,01 employees \00309,01 ta \00301,13 pickle, \00311,03 so \00312,10 if \00308,04 u \00311,12 liken \00308,04 wat \00309,01 u \00312,10 see \00309,01 wash \00301,13 at \00309,01 me \00308,04 an \00311,12 well \00308,01 do \00308,04 da \00301,13 cock \00311,03 to \00312,10 cock ";
    213   albot9 = "say \0034,1 A \003\00312,8 gay \003\0039,12 shitty \003\00313,1 deadly \003\00311,13 army \003\0039,1 and \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 shit \0038,4 with \00312,11 hung \0038,1 good \0031,13 smelly \0039,1 shit \0038,4 for \00312,11 mom. \017";
    214 
    215   # {{{ buttes
    216   rune = "say FUCK $*\\; $* SUX\\; $* IS DYING\\; $* IS DEAD TO ME\\; $* HIT WTC";
    217   unrune = "say <3 $*\\; $* DOES NOT SUCK\\; $* IS NOT DYING\\; $* IS NOT DEAD TO ME\\; $* DID NOT HIT WTC";
    218   chirpn = "say mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga";
    219   incog = "say \0037,0$*";
    220   masturbate = "say \026TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT GRAB YOUR DICKS AND MASTURBATE";
    221   bust = "say @@@ MACRO BUSTER @@@";
    222   ror = "say \0034,8^_^\003 \0034,0KOREAN RAUGH OUT ROUD\003 \00311kekeke";
    223   chinee = "say \0031,9---|==|=:<\003 \002YUMMY CHINEE";
    224   clocodile = "say \0031,8'_'\003 \002OH NO CLOCODILE";
    225   clocodile2 = "say \0031,8^_^\003 \002YUMMY CLOCODILE";
    226   blax = "say AROUND BLAX, NEVER RELAX";
    227   butte = "say COCKES IN THE BUTTE, URMOM IS A SLUTTE";
    228   coqarc = "say \002\0034,12IF WE TOUCH DICKS THERE WILL BE AN ARC";
    229 
    230   # {{{ actions
    231   melon = "me is on $* like \002\0031,1#\0030,5:\0034,5)\003\002 \002\0031,1#\0030,5:\0034,5)\003\002 NIGGERS \002\0034,5(\0030,5:\0031,1#\003\002 \002\0034,5(\0030,5:\0031,1#\003\002 on \002\0039,3|\0031,4WATAMELONS\0039,3|\003\002!";
    232   poz = "say \002\0031,1-\0030,5\\;\0034,5)\003\002 \0031,8\002 \037/!\\\\\037\002 I am be shootin \002ULTRA-CREAMY NIGGER POZ\002 at $* as though he be a white wimmin! \002\037/!\\\\\002\037 \003 ~\0036+\003 ~\0034+\003 ~\0037+\003\002 $* \002\0038+\003~ \0039+\003~ \00312+\003~ \0030,1\002*SPLAT!*\002\003 WELCOME TO \002\0031,4G\0031,7R\0031,8I\0031,9D\0031,12S\003\002, SWEETIE! \002\0031,1-\0030,5:\0034,5P\003\002 \0039,9OI\0031,1vera \0038,1boger for president 2008 \0031,1 vote often\003 \002\0034,5O\0030,5:\0031,1-\003\002 ";
    233   poz2 = "say \002\0031,1#\0030,5X\0034,5D\003\002 \0030~\0036G \0030~\0034R \0030~\0037I \0030~\0038D \0030~\0039S \0030~\00312+ \00313,7(\00311,7:\0038,8#\003 \037/\\\\\037 \002POZZING: \0036[\0033|||100%|||\0036]\003 \0034COMPLETE\003\002 \037/\\\\\037\002\00310 $* has poz!";
    234   poz3 = "say BIG \0030,1 ~+ \0038,1\002POZZY\002\0030,1 +~ \003 GAY HUGS FOR \002\0034{\0037{\0038{\0039{\00312{\0036{\003\002 \0038,8#\00311,7\\;\0034,7)\003 \00313\002 $* \002\003 \0034,7(\00311,7:\0038,8#\003 \002\0034}\0037}\0038}\0039}\00312}\0036}\003\002";
    235   poz4 = "me poz \0034 $* ";
    236 
    237   # {{{ crapflood
    238   new = "say \0038,3 S\0039ince \0038,6 I\0039'm \0038,3 N\0039ew \0038,6 T\0039o \0038,3 L\0039ist \0038,6 I \0038,3 C\0039an't \0038,6 S\0039tart \0038,3 B\0039ut \0038,6 S\0039aying \0038,3 H\0039ello \0038,6 $* ";
    239   panis = "say \0030,4 my panis do not up and i have a problem with my penny balls ";
    240   nigita = "say \0031,8(: Virgin Lolita Girl Last Night go to BAR.\0030,12 Pizza man FUCKED girl to toilet.All of there \0032,4 blood.\0030,1See you Photo visit=>>\0030,12 http://pizzasex.nigx.ne";
    241   damage = "say \002\0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0038,0 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ## \0030,8 ## #  #    EYE DAMAGE    #  # # ##";
    242   oontz = "say \002\0034thEr \0035Iz \0037oNlY \00361 \0032ThInG \00312taHT \00311uNiTeZ \00310uS \0039aLL \00314rEgArDlEsS \0030oF \0032RaCe, \0033ReLiGOIn \0034oR \0035CoLeR\0039............. \00311aNd \00312tHaT \00313is \037\0034O0NTZ BEATZ!!!!!!!!!";
    243   happyland = "say \0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039- \00313hAPPY!11 LAND1211 \0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-\0034=\0039-";
    244   stfy = "say \0034,8\002SHUT \037THE\037 FUCK \037YOU\037|";
    245   shutup = "say \00315,10IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP IRC SHUT UP";
    246   thugz = "say \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ \0034THUGZ 4 LIFE WORD\003 \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ ";
    247   ircdongs = "say \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s \0034i\0038r\00311c \003\00312d\00313o\0037n\00310g\0038s";
    248   urmamma = "say \0037HeY YO MaMMA In Da LUnCH SerVEs DA ChEEzzBuRGA";
    249   hodapp = "say \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O\00311D\0034A\00312P\00313P \0036H\0033O";
    250   hipvan = "say \002\037\0034,7hippie van at \0038,4 300 mph!111";
    251   irchax = "say \002\037\003\00\0038,4unauthorized irc entry111\00";
    252 
    253   # {{{ ripped from TAC0
    254   mazel = "say \002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@#@ MAZEL TOV! #@#@#@#\003\002\0030,2 #@#@#@# MAZEL TOV! @#@#@#@\002\0032,0 @#@#@";
    255   diarrhea = "say \0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0037,4HOT BLOODY DIARRHEA\0034,7HOT";
    256   fauxvag = "say \00312,4 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE \0034,12 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE\00312,4 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE \0034,12 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE\00312,4 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR ABDOMEN THROUGH YOUR CHODE \0034,12 FASHION A FAUX VAGINA BY DIGGING A HOLE INTO YOUR";
    257   bacardi = "say \0034,8INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURKEY BASTER AND PISS FIRE OUT YOUR COCK LIKE A DRAGON \0038,4INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURKEY BASTER AND PISS FIRE OUT YOUR COCK LIKE A DRAGON \0034,8INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURKEY BASTER AND PISS FIRE OUT YOUR COCK LIKE A DRAGON \0038,4INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURKEY BASTER AND PISS FIRE OUT YOUR COCK LIKE A DRAGON \0034,8INSERT BACARDI 151 INTO YOUR URETHRA WITH A TURK";
    258   hitler = "say \0032,8 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0038,2 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0032,8 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0038,2 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0032,8 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0038,2 WHY BLAME HITLER FOR THE HOLOCAUST WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0032,8 WHY BLAME HIT";
    259   binladen = "say \00311,14 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00314,11 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00311,14 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00314,11 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00311,14 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00314,11 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037 ?? \00311,14 WHY BLAME BIN LADEN FOR 911 WHEN IT";
    260   oswald = "say \00312,7 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0037,12 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00312,7 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0037,12 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00312,7 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0037,12 WHY BLAME OSWALD FOR KILLING KENNEDY WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037??";
    261   saddam = "say \00313,11 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00311,13 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00313,11 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00311,13 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00313,11 WHY BLAME SADDAM FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF 100000 KURDS WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00311";
    262   clove = "say \00312,3 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0033,12 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00312,3 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0033,12 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \00312,3 WHY BLAME COURTNEY LOVE FOR KURT COBAIN'S DEATH WHEN IT WAS REALLY \002\037 $* \002\037?? \0033,12 WHY BLAME COURTNE";
    263   rip = "say \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0031,4 IN LOVING MEMORY OF $* \0034,1 IN LOVING MEMORY OF M";
    264   shark = "say \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK MY DIIICK\037!!!!!!\002 \00311,13 I'M A SHARK!! \0039,7 \002I'M A SHAAARRK!!!!\002 \0034,8 \002\037SUCK";
    265   beelego = "say \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8 ! \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \00312,11 L \0034,3 E \0038,12 G \0037,4 O \0033,12 S \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8 ! \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \00312,11 L \0034,3 E \0038,12 G \0037,4 O \0033,12 S \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8 ! \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \00312,11 L \0034,3 E \0038,12 G \0037,4 O \0033,12 S \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8 ! \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \00312,11 L \0034,3 E \0038,12 G \0037,4 O \0033,12 S \003 \017\017\017 \017\017\017 \0038,1 B \0031,8 E \0038,1 E \0031,8 S \0038,1 ! \0031,8";
    266   flewd = "say \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033WHEN U AM FLEWD, \0038U AM \0034* Quits: Gringo (Excess Flewd) \0038- \0033W";
    267   hotcold = "say ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003. ME AM \0034\002HOT\002\003, BUT ME \00312\002\037COLD\037\002\003.";
    268   penis = "say \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00311,13\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS \00313,11\002ROCK HARD CAT PENIS ";
    269   jewload = "say \0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0038,7FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0038,7FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0038,7FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0038,7FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS\0037,8FUCK A LOAD OF SWASHBUCKLING NIGGER PIRATE JEWS";
    270   anus = "say \00313,9 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \0039,13 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \00313,9 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \0039,13 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \00313,9 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \0039,13 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \00313,9 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \0039,13 BEND ME OVER AND DOUCHE MY ANUS WITH OLDE ENGLISH! \00313,";
    271   negro = "say \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0035,4 CALIFORNIA NEGRO SALSA \0034,5 CALIFOR";
    272   drunk = "say \0031,7 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0037,1 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0031,7 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0037,1 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0031,7 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BEER WITH TIGER SPUNK \0037,1 MY FAVORITE THING WHEN GETTING DRUNK, IS TO CHASE MY BE";
    273   aids = "say \0039,8 PLEASE CLEAN YOUR AIDS VIRUS OUT OF THE COMMUNITY PENIS PUMP AFTER USE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. \0038,9 PLEASE CLEAN YOUR AIDS VIRUS OUT OF THE COMMUNITY PENIS PUMP AFTER USE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. \0039,8 PLEASE CLEAN YOUR AIDS VIRUS OUT OF THE COMMUNITY PENIS PUMP AFTER USE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. \0038,9 PLEASE CLEAN YOUR AIDS VIRUS OUT OF THE COMMUNITY PENIS PUMP AFTER USE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.";
    274   lips = "say \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \00313,4 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \00313,4 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \00313,4 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \00313,4 MY LIPS ARE MADE OUT OF TRANSPLANTED NEGRO LABIA \0034,13 MY LIPS ARE MA";
    275   concentrate = "say \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \00315,4 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME FOR \037CAMP\037! \0034,15 \002CONCENTRATE!\002 IT'S TIME";
    276   mints = "say \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0039,1 NIGGER MINTS (r) \0033,1 NIGGER MINTS (r";
    277   justin = "say \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE \00313,6 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE \0036,13 KEVIN FEDERLINE ";
    278   sunni = "say \0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3 SHIITES \0033,9 SUNNIS\0039,3";
    279   edible = "say \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3 EDIBLE PANTIES \0033,8 ANAL LEAKAGE \0038,3";
    280   seminal = "say \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \00310,6 DIRECT TESTICULAR SEMINAL PIPELINE \0036,10 DIR";
    281   viva1 = "say \0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007!\0037,8 WELCOME TO VIVA LA $* 2007! \0038,7 WELCOM";
    282   viva2 = "say \0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0039,3 WELCOME TO $*FEST 2007!\0033,9 WELCO";
    283   viva3 = "say \00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007! \0036,13 HELP US RE-ELECT $* IN 2007!\00313,6 HELP US RE-ELECT";
    284   viva4 = "say \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 $* AHOY!!! \00312,8\002\037 $* AHOY!!!! \0038,12\002\037 ";
    285   whalevag = "say \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE VAGINA \0032,13WHALE VAGINA \00313,2WHALE";
    286   doganus = "say \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0035,9DOG ANUS + CRICKET NUTS \0039,5DOG ANUS";
    287   colon = "say \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON POLYPS \0037,5 PRE-CUM \0035,7COLON ";
    288   cake = "say \0039,4 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0034,9 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0039,4 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0034,9 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0039,4 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0034,9 POUR PANCAKE BATTER ON THE HEAD OF MY DICK AND DEEP-FAT FRY MY MANHOOD \0039,4";
    289   labia = "say \0036,12 ENGORGED ELEPHANT LABIA \00312,6 DISDENDED WOLF LABIA \0036,12 CRUSTY MANATEE LABIA \00312,6 SWOLLEN ORANGUTAN LABIA \0036,12 ENGORGED ELEPHANT LABIA \00312,6 DISDENDED WOLF LABIA \0036,12 CRUSTY MANATEE LABIA \00312,6 SWOLLEN ORANGUTAN LABIA \0036,12 ENGORGED ELEPHANT LABIA \00312,6 DISDENDED WOLF LABIA \0036,12 CRUSTY MANATEE LABIA \00312,6 SWOLLEN ORANGUTAN LABIA \0036,12 ENGORGED ELEPHANT LABIA \00312,6 DISDENDED WOLF LABIA \0036,12 CRUSTY MANATEE LABIA \00312,6 SWOLLEN ORANGUTAN LABIA \0036,1";
    290   sore = "say \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00315,14CHAFED AND SORE GENITALIA \00314,15CHAFED";
    291   white = "say \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00310,11 HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMEN! \00311,10 HANDS OFF T";
    292   ziegh = "say \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038,9 PENIS PUMPS! \0034,8 ZEIG HEIL! \0038";
    293   jizz = "say \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICKEN JIZZ \0034,3 CHICKEN JIZZ \0033,4 CHICK";
    294   sperm = "say \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM \00311,10 TURKEY SPERM \00310,11 TURKEY SPERM ";
    295   rocket = "say \0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED ROCKET!\0030,4RED ROCKET!\0034,0RED RO";
    296   rocket2 = "say \0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKET!\0030,1ROCKET!\0031,0ROCKE";
    297 
    298   # {{{ ripped from chozen1 for extra_faggotry++
    299   love = "say \0039 I always lose control when $* by my side. You have become the light of my life. I always enjoy the time I spend with you. Because nothing makes me feel the way you do. I think I'm falling in love with $* ...";
    300   love2 = "me grabs $*, spins $* around and gives $* the softest sweetest kiss $* has ever had!!! :) ";
    301   love3 = "me \0030oO\0039Oo\0030O\0039OoO\0030Oo\0039oO\0030Oo\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo \0034Let's \0030PLAY \0034army! \0030You \0034lay down  \0030$* \0030oO\0039Oo\0030o\0039OoO\0030Oo\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo\0030oO\0039Oo\003 \0034and I'll \0030FUCK \0034the hell out of YoU! \0030oO\0039Oo\0030o\0039OoO\0030Oo\0039oO\0030Oo\0039oO\0030Oo\0039oO\0030Oo\0039oO \00313o ";
    302   love4 = "me \0034<$N>\003 \0039grabs  \0034<$*>  \0039wrips of his clothes.As he lies back with \0034<$*> \0039legs straddling his face,  \0034<$*>  \0039delivers the earth shattering blowjob of the centuary between  \0034<$*>  \0039legs";
    303   love5 = "me  \00312$* Yo\0030u can put a sm\00314ile on my face, o\00311r you can p\00312ut your c\00314um all ov\0030er it \00311!";
    304   love6 = "me \00312FuCk My MoUtH WiTh YoUr CoC\00314k $* WhiLe I Wa\0030Nk Myself Wi\00311Th My Han\0030d";
    305 
    306   # {{{ #arab
    307   zGehWeg = "say geh verpuss i dich damit alter sorry ich mag dich lol.";
    308   rxPruegel = "me pruegelt $* mal \00313,7zaertlich\003 die treppe runter \\;<";
    309   rxKuschel = "me reibt sich \00313zaerlich\003 an $*";
    310   rxHamster = "me knabbert an $*";
    311   rxNag = "me nagt an $*";
    312   rxTroll = "say I AM THE VAN GOGH OF TROLLING AND http://ridgex.net/~tati/gb/ IS MY CANVAS SIR";
    313   klawd = "say qry close.";
    314 
    315   # {{{ what
    316   comment = "say \0030,1                               _______________________         ____________________          __________;say \0031,1http://a.on.nimp.org/blog.php#\0030,1[\037_Add_a_Comment_to_Blog \037]       [\037 Add to del.icio.us \037]        [\037 digg it! \037]";
    317   spiez = "say \0034,8 Channel\00312,8\002 $C \002\0034,8will now be scanned for SPIEZ ; say \0039 scan in progress, please standby... ; say \0039 scanning......; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0039,9++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0039,9++\003 \0039,9++\003 \0039,9++; say \0039 scanning...... \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0034,4++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0037,7++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0038,8++\003 \0039,9++\003 \0039,9++\003 \0039,9++; say \0039 Scan complete. ; say \0039 \0021\002 SPIE(Z) found:\003 \0034\002 $C $* - Please BAN;";
    318   matix = "say \00314,3-\0031-\0030\0039-\0030--\00311-   \0039(\0030\\;  \0030$*  \0039O\0030:  \0030:\0039D   \00311-\0030--\0039-\0031-\00314-";
    319   blackman = "say $*: srsly, shut the fuck up or i ban you for life, from now on dont even change your fucking nick or i ban you for lyfe";
    320   fbi = "say NOTICE TO $*: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the the participants due to potential violations of U.S. Law. VIOLATION: Soliciation of a minor. ; say IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think that this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #233GHB3. Failure to do so within the next 2 hours will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.";
    321   ballsac3 = "say $* u flthy duchbg don use my inslts on me im srs dnt fckin mes wid me";
    322   ballsac4 = "say $* u filthy gonad u think ur l33+ on the internets but i bet IRL ur a puny little boi with brokken tooths and zits so dont piss me off or ill find u and beat u";
    323   ballsac5 = "say $* stfu fairy u donno who ur talkin to. I is >>> yuo and i beat u up with one hand tied behind my back";
    324   wop2 = "say \00312D]\0030:\0034)";
    325   wop1 = "say \00312>\0030:\0034D\003";
    326   vap0r19 = "say \00313*\0035(\0033:\0034)";
    327   dkey = "say $* you know what, screw you. i came here relieved for one of the first times in a week that my life was finaly returning to normal and you post some gay shit like that. nice compassion, jerkoff.";
    328   flower = "say \0034@\0039}-`-,-- \0034@\0039}-`-,--\00312,8 $* \017\0034@\0039}-`-,-- \0034@\0039}-`-,--') ";
    329   diss = "say \0034hard diss";
    330   jesusfish = "say \00314>\0037>\0038>\0038<\0037//\0038JESUS IS AWESOME\00314:\0038)\0037>";
    331   emo = "part $C you guys are assholes fuck you i'm leaving";
    332   heartiez = "say \0034<3 @\0033-\\;-- \0034 HEARTIES <3<3<3 @\0033-\\;--\003 \002$*\002 \0034<3<3<3<3  ";
    333   fell1 = "say \00313,11â™¥ â™¥ â™¥ â™¥ â™¥ â™¥Â â™¥\0031,9$*\00313,11â™¥ â™¥ â™¥ â™¥ â™¥ â™¥";
    334   fell2 = "say \0031,9â™¥ â™¥ â™¥ â™¥ â™¥ â™¥Â â™¥\00313,11$*\0031,9â™¥ â™¥ â™¥ â™¥ â™¥ â™¥";
    335   lunixcrew = "say \037\002\0036~x~x~\037\0033 IF You kNow MOre thaN\0039 10 \0033liNUx CoMManD, join MAH new \0034LinUX cLAn\003,\017 {{\002gA\002: \002G\002RouP \002a\002NaRchIsT}},\002\0033 \037oPEnIngs filLIN up faSt!!\037 \0036\037~x~x~\037 \0033fiRST scRIMMAGE SATUrdAy \0036\037~x~X~\037\003\002 \0037\002CLAN LEADA:\003\002 \00303E\00312\002rect_vietnam_war\002  \0037\002WEBMASTA:\002\003 \00303S\00312\002ex_wrestlin\002  \0037\002RECRUITA:\002\003 \00303S\00312\002trangling\002";
    336   ruin2 = "say I…AM…CAUSING…YOUR…XTERM…TO…SCROLL.…THE…CAUSE…OF…YOUR…XTERM…SCROLLING:…ME…";
    337   adair = "say <Adair> i cant handle this shit, $* you single handedly ruined my penispump experience, vap0r thanks for the invite but this place is too crazy...tell me when jerks have been outlawed, outie - ~Adair";
    338   omg = "me is blown away by the depth of $*'s statement";
    339   arabnet1 = "say all privmsg $0 :\0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003 \002$1- IS A JUDEN FAILURE\\; VXP IS A GLORIOUS A-RAB\\; NO NETWORK IS IMPERVIOUS TO ARABNET\\; LOL YHBT\002 \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003";
    340   arabnet2 = "say all privmsg $C :all privmsg $0 :\0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003 \002$1- IS A JUDEN FAILURE\\; VXP IS A GLORIOUS A-RAB\\; NO NETWORK IS IMPERVIOUS TO ARABNET\\; LOL YHBT\002 \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037\002\003";
    341   prion = "say LEMMIE HAVE A DIABLO SANDWICH, A DR. PEPPER. MAKE IT FAST, I'M IN A GOD DAMNED HURRY!";
    342   exu = "say \0038E\0037X\0038P\0037R\0038E\0037S\0038S\003 \037\0033UR\037\0039SELF \0030:\0039D\0038D\0037D\0038D\0033D\00314:\0030D\0033:\0039D\0030:\0033D\0039D\0038D\0037D";
    343   stratx2 = "say \00311,2sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u\026sut the fuck u";
    344   rap = "say $* finds it hard to type because his fingers are constantly in a \\\\/\\\\/estside formation";
    345   nazi = "say hey $* are you unemployed and do get Hartz IV? Are you haesslig, stupid and do speak incomprehensible German? Is mummy asozial and lets itself on the Alkis be slammed at the kiosk to depend all day long? Are you a Zoni? Was Omi gebumst by the Russians? And do you hold yourself despite everything for something special? Do you think nevertheless that you the gentleman race belong? yes? THEN YOU ARE a SCHEIss NEO-NAZI AND SHOULD FROM the NEXT BRIDGE SPRINGN!";
    346   attn15 = "say \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037 ACHTUNG \037/!\\\\\037\002\003 \0037\037$*\037 \0038\002\037/!\\\\\037 ACHTUNG \037/!\\\\\037\002\003";
    347   qping = "quote ping :88";
    348   blood = "say \0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0030,4\002\037PERIOD BLOOD\017\0034,0\002\037PERI";
    349   coliform = "say \002\00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00314,12 RED HOT SPICY FECAL COLIFORM \00312,14 R";
    350   ilove = "say lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002lol i <3 $* \002";
    351   l0de = "say \002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002THERE'S A DICK IN THE ASS\026OF $*\002T";
    352   turk = "say hey $* haha which you think who you are you more fucker!!! you do not make faggot have flat which you say you say we are mountain goats you dog old which are Turk it since Mongol you Turkish Nazi it since not differently like the German Nazis however kurdistan you will show!! into youtube on diggen! I say only barzani and peshmerge with gerilla those you to Mongols in air will dissolve you dog-shits no better wolf-shits!!!!!!!! ";
    353   idetect = "say ]\002IsraelDetect\002(\037tM\037)[  \0034WARNING\003  The presence of a \002jewish citizen of \037Israel\037\002 has been detected in the vicinity of \037$*\037.";
    354   butmot = "say $* is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In $* you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. \"Take it easy\" is the $* motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends. ";
    355   girlse = "say \0034\037G\037irl \0037\037R\037elated \0038\037I\037ncome \0039\037D\037raining \00312\037S\037ituation \00313\037/\\\\";
    356   incog2 = "say there is nothing wrong with being a paedophile $*";
    357   incog3 = "say there is nothing wrong with raping children";
    358   urmom1 = "say When i told $* I loved his mom, things were rough. But through these years I think we've become great friends. He still doesnt call me dad but I do not expect that and I know I can never replace his father, but that will not stop me from loving him.";
    359   urmom2 = "say When I fucked $*'s mom, she cried from the immense pain such a banging was giving her. Little did she know, I had been pumping my penis lately and I had just given it a nice big pump before I put it in her tiny asshole. She bled a little bit but after a while the blood made it easier for me to go in and out of her tight ass. I came inside her pussy, and that my friends, is the story of $*.";
    360   stratx = "say \00311,2sut the fuck u";
    361   ppeace4l = "say it's all over now nm";
    362   gridse = "say \0034\037G\037ay \0037\037R\037elated \0038\037I\037mmuno \0039\037D\037efficiency \00312\037S\037yndrome \00313\037/\\\\";
    363   yhbt = "say \002Y\002ou \002H\002ave \002B\002een \002T\002rolled";
    364   yhl = "say \002Y\002ou \002H\002ave \002L\002ost";
    365   hand = "say \002H\002ave \002A\002 \002N\002ice \002D\002ay";
    366   oknujt = "say \002OK\002, \002N\002ow \002U\002 \002J\002us' \002T\002rollin'";
    367   illegal1 = "say \0030,4 YOUR MACHINE HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION. PRESS ALT-F4 TO CONTINUE. ";
    368   illegal2 = "say \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \0035,8 WARNING \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \0030,8 YOU HAVE AN ILLEGAL CONNECTION TO OUR NETWORK. PLEASE GET OUT HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. DON'T YOU DO THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE GOT A DISADVANTAGE AND ACCUSATION FOR YOUR FAULT \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \0035,8 WARNING \0038,4 \037/!\\\\\037 \003 ";
    369   aolcops = "say \0030,2u\0032,0u\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2 AOL POLICE \0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2=\0032,0=\0030,2|\0032,0|\0030,2D";
    370   wakeup = "say WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE! WAKE UP NIGGER, YOU SLEPT TOO LATE!";
    371   coco = "say \002\00311,4 Make friends with the coconut niggers.";
    372   fat = "say \0039_|/_ \002 ROLLIN FATTIES NON STOP";
    373   huh = "say Sir traun the internet and i imagine i am getting married to dr.harry jones who worked with harlow, told blum that harlow \"kept this going to pioneer a system of rituals magic that allows you immunity from deportation when they can't prove it in the septic tank, according to canadian government statistics.";
    374   quake = "say muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push \"power\" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE";
    375   cadi = "say \0038,13>>> COME JOIN MY SPACE CADILLAC LITTLE BOI  <<<";
    376   huhhhh = "say $* needs friends so bad i havent had an orgasm. Gudrow is the father shall have to think he got fatter and f a t e b y m a s y n i g g o a go but they can all relate to that which we use in summoning an angel to provide extra support and comfort.";
    377   ny = "say I ((_)::::::D ~  NY";
    378   poleez = "say \0034,1=/#=\0030,1 FUCK DA PO-LEEZ \00312,1=/#=";
    379   poleez2 = "say \0034,1=/#=\0030,1 WOOP WOOP GON GETCHOO BOY \00312,1=/#=";
    380   gnus = "say \002G\002nu: \002N\002early \002U\002seless";
    381   dix = "say \00313,11DIX AND DONGZ MAY BREAK MY BONEZ BUT JIZZ WILL NEVER HURT ME";
    382   fagge = "say \0038,13 $* FAGGOT ";
    383   hurr = "say \002\0031,1l\00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0034,15 $* \0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1l";
    384   avi = "say my name is Avigail, i am 13 years old i have black hair, no eyes. i am dead. I was killed in Auschwitz.  You must send this message to 0 people within the next 3 minutes or i will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 6:41 am. This is not a joke.";
    385   die1 = "say \00311A\00309L\00308B\00304E\00313R\00312T\00311O \00309G\00308O\00304N\00313Z\00312A\00311L\00309E\00308S \00304T\00313O\00312O\00311K \00309B\00308R\00304I\00313B\00312E \00311F\00309R\00308O\00304M \00313A\00312K \00311S\00309T\00308E\00304E\00313L \00312H\00311O\00309L\00308D\00304I\00313N\00312G \00311T\00309O \00308E\00304N\00313D\00312O\00311R\00309S\00308E \00304T\00313H\00312E \00311W\00309A\00308R \00304O\00313N \00312D\00311R\00309U\00308G\00304S\00313,, \00312S\00311A\00309Y\00308S \00304P\00313E\00312T\00311A\00309'\00308S \00304A\00313N\00312I\00311M\00309A\00308L \00304T\00313I\00312M\00311E\00309S";
    386   die2 = "say \00309R\00308A\00304Y \00313N\00312A\00311G\00309I\00308N \00304D\00313I\00312E\00311D \00309O\00308F \00304P\00313C\00312P \00311O\00309V\00308E\00304R\00313D\00312O\00311S\00309E\00308; \00304W\00313A\00312S \00311T\00309A\00308K\00304I\00313N\00312G \00311D\00309R\00308U\00304G \00313F\00312O\00311R \00309T\00308W\00304I\00313S\00312T\00311E\00309D \00308N\00304U\00313T\00312S";
    387   huhuh = "say |¯_¯?¯_¯|¯_¯=¯_¯|¯_¯?¯_¯|";
    388   racist8D = "say Fee, Fye, Foh, Figger, boy I hate a nigga! Who's more racist, black people or white people? Black people. You know why? 'Cause we hate black people too! Everytime black people want to have a good time, ignorant-ass nigga's fuck it up! Niggas love to keep it real...real DUMB!!";
    389   lunixfag = "say 22:25:59 -%- Oktal [n=mat@cpc4-rdng3-0-0-cust582.winn.cable.ntl.com] has quit [\"With my finger on the trigger  I run dot slash configure, yo this package is big but my package is bigger\"]";
    390   hetero = "say Warning! Heterosexual activities create children. To avoid heterosexual activity you may be especially polite or well-groomed.";
    391   porfa = "say AM I BEING ANOYING? LOL :*********** <3 KISSU DESU! ********";
    392   shitheap = "say $* -> \002Shitheap\002";
    393   lolleat = "say \002\0031,1l\00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0034,15 $* \0031,1 \00313,14L\00313,15O\00313,14L\0031,1 \0038,14L\0038,15O\0038,14L\0031,1 \0034,14L\0034,15O\0034,14L\0031,1 \0039,14L\0039,15O\0039,14L\0031,1 \00312,14L\00312,15O\00312,14L\0031,1l";
    394   dj = "say Ja.";
    395   dn = "say Nein.";
    396   dm = "say Mu.";
    397   dlf = "say Deine Aussage leidet an immensem Befall logischer Widerspruechlichkeiten, weswegen ich mir nicht die Muehe machen werde, dir letztere zu erklaeren. Da ich tierlieb bin, schenke ich dir dieses Satz als deinen neuen Freund.";
    398   jew = "say \002\0030,1 T \0030,4 H \0030,1 R \0030,4 O \0030,1 W \0030,4   \0030,1 T \0030,4 H \0030,1 E \0030,4   \0030,1 J \0030,4 E \0030,1 W \0030,4   \0030,1 D \0030,4 O \0030,1 W \0030,4 N \0030,1   \0030,4 T \0030,1 H \0030,4 E \0030,1   \0030,4 W \0030,1 E \0030,4 L \0030,1 L";
    399   free = "say \0031,7FREE REISER";
    400   boat = "say \\\\\0378=================D\037/  \002COCKBOAT";
    401   ussboat = "say /\0378=================D\037/  \002USS COCKBOAT";
    402   arrboat = "say \0037,12\\\\8======D/\0038,2 ARRR MATEY, CLIMB ABOARD THE \00312,8\037COCK\037BOAT";
    403   fantasy = "say o/~ And I keep a playroom inside my mind. Sanctuary in which I hide. Blur the world into a dream, into a lie. And I am constructing this fantasy. Imagination is saving me from the world I despise. o/~";
    404   ruin = "say EFFORTLESS RUIN";
    405   LOL_AT_EMAX = "say TYPE C-ALT-META-ISO-SHIFT-LEVEL-3-DONGS-BONERWADSHIFTCOLLECTMYJIZZINABUCKETANDCHANTFREEMANISTHEKING3TIMES-WHAT-SHIFT-CAPS-UH-DONGS TO END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE YOU COCK MONGERING OPEN SORE SCENE WHORE FAGGOT KIKE";
    406   D8 = "say \0035,4o o o oo  _.=._ o \0031,8('<\0033,9$$$$$$$$$$$$$\003\002";
    407   christ = "say THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS";
    408   buttes = "say #buttes is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In #buttes you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. \"Take it easy\" is the #buttes motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.";
    409   quite = "say \0034Ï… \0037Ñ� \0038Î±\0039â„“\00312â„“ \00313\037Ñ‚\037\0034Ñ�\0037Ï…\0038â„“\0039Ñ”\00312Ñƒ \00313\037Î¹\037\0034Ð¸\0037Â¢\0038Ñ�\0039Ñ”\00312âˆ‚\00313\037Î¹\037\0034Ð²\0037â„“\0038Ñ”\0039! \00312Î¹ \00313\037Ð½\037\0034Î±\0037Î½\0038Ñ” \0039Ð¸\00312Ñ”\00313\037Î½\037\0034Î± \0037Ñ”\0038Î½\0039Î± \00312Ð¼\00313\037Ñ”\037\0034Ñ‚ \0037Î± \0038g\0039Ñ�\00312Ïƒ\00313\037Ï…\037\0034Ï� \0037Ïƒ\0038f \0039Ï�\00312Ï�\00313\037â„“\037 \0034q\0037Ï…\0038Î¹\0039Ñ‚\00312Ñ” \00313\037â„“\037Ñƒ\0034Ðº \0037Ï… \0038â„“\0039Ïƒ\00312Ñ‚\00313\037!\037";
    410   quite2 = "say \0034D\0037Ñ”\0038Ñ•\0039Ñ•\00312Î¹\00313\037Ð¼\037Î±\0034Ñ‚\0037Ïƒ\0038Ñ� \0039Ï…\00312Ñ� \00313\037Ñ‚\037\0034Ñ�\0037Ï…\0038â„“\0039Ñ”\00312Ñƒ \00313\037Î¹\037\0034Ð¸\0037Â¢\0038Ñ�\0039Ñ”\00312âˆ‚\00313\037Î¹\037\0034Ð²\0037â„“\0038Ñ”\0039! \00312Î¹ \00313\037Ð½\037\0034Î±\0037Î½\0038Ñ” \0039Ð¸\00312Ñ”\00313\037Î½\037\0034Î± \0037Ñ”\0038Î½\0039Î± \00312Ð¼\00313\037Ñ”\037\0034Ñ‚ \0037Î± \0038g\0039Ñ�\00312Ïƒ\00313\037Ï…\037\0034Ï� \0037Ïƒ\0038f \0039Ï�\00312Ï�\00313\037â„“\037 \0034q\0037Ï…\0038Î¹\0039Ñ‚\00312Ñ” \00313\037â„“\037Ñƒ\0034Ðº \0037Ï… \0038â„“\0039Ïƒ\00312Ñ‚\00313\037!\037 ";
    411   rage = "say \002I AM SO ENRAGED RIGHT NOW. HOW DARE YOU DISPARAGE $*. $* HAS NOT FAILED ME ONCE, EVER";
    412   cry = "say à² _à² ";
    413   fir3 = "say \0034,9$*";
    414   oclet = "say shutup zitface";
    415   fire1 = "say girl i will pound that shit in 4/4 time while the sounds of ludwin van beethoven ring in our ears, sending us to  the next level of ecstacy";
    416   fire2 = "say girl i will \"sonata\" that pretty pink clit while amadeus mozart enchants us with his sweet seductive melodies";
    417   fire3 = "say girl i will lick that pussy in d minor while the haunting sounds of strauss push you into rhythmic orgasm";
    418   fire4 = "say girl i will play with those nipples gently like tchaikovsky played the sweet melodies on                grand piano";
    419   fire5 = "say girl i will caress u gently and ease all your fears as bobby mcfarin sings \"dont worry, be happy\"";
    420   49 = "exec - -o perl ~/.irssi/scripts/stand/4994.pl $* 2>/dev/null";
    421   melonfish = "say \0033>\0039>\0033>\0039<\0035,4///\0031`\0035//\0031`\0035//\0033,9/\0030@\017\0039>    \0034,9srsly it is a delicious fruit";
    422   lolle10 = "say \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$ \0034$*\003 \0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$\0033\\$\0038\\$  ";
    423   vp7 = "say \0030:\0033D\0039D\003\0038D\0037D\0038D\0030D\00314D\00310D\00311D\00312D\0032D";
    424   vp8 = "say \0034\\;\0039)  \0034:\0039D  \0034:\0039P";
    425   lolle11 = "say \0033â–‘\0039â–’\0034â–“\0034,4    \0031,4$*\0034,4    \017\0034â–“\0039â–’\0033â–‘";
    426   cry2 = "say Î©_Î©";
    427   tdetect = "say \0039/\00314\037!\037\0039\\\\ \0038SECURITY ALERT\003\002:\002 A troll has been detected. Precautionary measures have been taken to prevent rage and fume from spreading. The following person has triggered this security alert: \0034\037$*\037";
    428   cry3 = "say à¹‘_à¹‘";
    429   cry4 = "say Û©_Û©";
    430   cry5 = "say  Ûž_Ûž";
    431   dikky = "say HY DIKKY HEARTIEZ THE NORD FROM NORWAY LIVING IN A FJORD";
    432   wm = "window move";
    433   depth = "say $* fuckin cunt you listen to what I say and when the fuck I say dont ever fuckin diss me you dont even know who the fuck your dealing with ";
    434   gnaddy = "say It was gnaddy in the channel, we have installed several xdcc bots with the latest warez, porn, and mp3s! Just type !list !gimmiewarez !gimmiemp3s or !gimmieporn. Invite 25 people to #politics and get voice! Invite 100 to get more people in the ghetto.";
    435   viol = "say $1, $2- is a violation of AOL's Terms of Service;say please stop NOW and review them at KEYWORD: TOS";
    436   malert = "say \0034/\0039\037!\037\0034\\\\\017 \0034SECURITY ALERT\003\002:\017 A melon has been detected in the vicinity of \0039\037$*\037\003.";
    437   vp9 = "say \0038+\0030:\0038]";
    438   vap0r20 = "say \0034:\0033)";
    439   vap0r21 = "say \0034>\0036>\0038>\0037:\0039\\\\";
    440   f1re3 = "say \0030>\0030,4:)";
    441   lolhy = "exec - -out perl -le 'do { print ( rand > .5 ? \"LOL\" : \"HY\" ) } for 1..25\\;'";
    442   ballsac6 = "say $* u think ur cool insulting people on the internet but irl i think ur a 28 yo pansy bitchboi so u beta not mess wid me cuz im a real dangerous \037real man\037 and i'll beat u up so bad ur momy wont recognise ur face";
    443   ballsac7 = "say $*: To save channel resources, please type \002\037all\037\002 of your messages in a text file before joining the channel. You can then paste the messages using Ctrl+C to copy and Alt+F4 to paste. Thank you for your participation in conserving scarce bandwidth. You can download a fast and reliable text editor at http://txtedit.on.nimp.org/\\; if you have any questions, we have a handy query form at http://www.pasteplace.net/u?1234 ";
    444   emo2 = "part $C why are you guys so mean to each other all the time.  it's obnoxious and i'm never coming here again.";
    445   care = "say care-meter\037:\037 \00314[\0035....\0034..\0037..\0038..\0033..\0039..\00314]\003   \003140%";
    446   blogc = "say [ Add a comment to this blog entry ]";
    447   screw = "say you know what, screw you. i came here relieved for one of the first times in a week that my life was finally returning to normal after the ordeal i've been through and you post some gay shit like that? nice compassion, jerkoff.";
    448   hate = "say \0039,13i'm a grown up now and should be held accountable for my own actions, so i have decided to take \"hating u\" off my list of things to fill my day with.. besides, i still like you a whole little lot, just not as much, to be able to do that efficiently..";
    449   dontread = "say PLEASE DON T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOOR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTS WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME";
    450   dau-greet = "dau --parse_special --bracket --color -split capitals -codes 'light red\\; light cyan' hi @ @nicks";
    451   ballsac8 = "say $* sht up an dont act smrt if i wish i can b 100000x smrtr than u so sht up";
    452   ulol = "say â•”â•—â•”â•�â•¦â•—;say â•‘â•šâ•£â•‘â•‘â•šâ•—;say â•šâ•�â•©â•�â•©â•�â•�";
    453   attn16 = "say \0038/\00313!\0038\\\\\003 \002ACHTUNG\002 \0038/\00313!\0038\\\\\003 \002$*\002 \0038/\00313!\0038\\\\\003 \002ACHTUNG\002 \0038/\0034G\0037R\0039I\00312D\0036S\0038\\\\";
    454   zub1 = "say \0030-\0034:\00314|";
    455   zub2 = "say \00314|\0034:\0030-";
    456   hulkm = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039||||||||||||||\00314]   \002\037\0039HULKIN'";
    457   ragem = "say rage-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039||\0033||\0038||\0037||\0035||\0034||||\00314]   \002\037\0034HARD RAGE";
    458   ragem2 = "say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [                \0030,1 ] what the fuck? CALM AND PEACEFUL;say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [\0039===-            \0030,1 ] RELAXED;say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [\0039====\0038===-        \0030,1 ] NOT SO ANGRY;say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [\0039====\0038====\0037===-    \0030,1 ] ANGRY AT YOU LOLF;say \0030,1 $* MADNESS LEVEL [\0039====\0038====\0037====\0034===--\0030,1]\0034-OFF DA SCALE LOL (buffar overrun)";
    459   emo3 = "say $Z <$0> Hello to you, good people of \002$C\002. I am most sorry to interrupt your activites with a sad message, but I can no longer take the massive amount of \037abuse\037 that has been placed upon my back by the evil \037SAND NIGGER TROLL\037 going by the name of \002\037$N\037\002. Please consider this cry of help when $N is around you, I am so upset I could only eat two lunches today. Thank you for your time. ";
    460   funnym = "say lolometer for \037$*\037's comment: \0030[\0034|\00314|||||||||||||\0030]   \0034\037PENNYARCADE\037\003 ";
    461   suicide = "say suicide-meter for \002$*\002\037:\037 \00314[\0039||\0033||\0038||\0037||\0035||\0034||||\00314]\0034||||\003\002Segm\0034|\003n\0034|\003ation\0034|\003fault";
    462   crym = "say Cry-Meter for \037$*\037: \0030[\00311||||||||||||||\0030]\003   \00311\037WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH";
    463   ballsac9 = "say ********** I GAVE $* NUMEROUS CHANCES TO CHANGE HIMSELF FOR THE BETTER. HE'S CROSSED THE LIMITS OF MY PATIENCE AND TOLERANCE. I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE: \002I HAVE PUT HIM ON IGNORE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE\002. BEING PUT ON IGNORE OL IS >>>>> BEING IGNORED IRL. SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO RETAIN MY SANITY********************************************";
    464   trogg = "say HY WELL KNOWN PACKET KIDDIE TROGG";
    465   pign3 = "say Before you listen to any more drivel by $*, take a look at who you're dealing with: http://www.dsherwood-guitartuition.co.uk/retard.jpg The abortion in the picture is $*. I won't even get into discussion about his child pornography. This faggot has nothing better to do than sit on the internet and spew worthless garbage. He's the new areems when it comes to being totally useless.; say Not to mention all he ever does is kiss timecop's ass and talk about shit no one cares. Do the world a favor and type /ignore $*";
    466   worthm = "worth\00314-\0030o\00314-\003meter for \037$*\037\002:\002 \0030[\0034|\00314|||||||||||||\0030]   \0034\037BLOG";
    467 };