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      1 TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE!
      2 
      3                  Promoted by Roy Earl Smith and sponsored by:
      4 
      5 .        :                   Highstar Incorporated   Stuffer Shack
      6 ;;,.    ;;;                  Soonan Simsense         NERPS
      7 [[[[, ,[[[[,  Mitsuhama      MCT Seattle             Ares Macrotechnology
      8 $$$$$$$$"$$$  Computer       Sakura Studios          Chrysler-Nissan
      9 888 Y88" 888o Technologies   Ford Motor Company      Gaeatronics
     10 MMM  M'  "MMM                The Horizon Group       Aztechnology
     11 
     12 On-site medical services kindly provided by the DocWagon Limited Liability Corp.
     13 
     14        ____
     15 ______/  __\____
     16               __)
     17                __)     _     _ _
     18 ______        __)     | |__ (_) |_ ___
     19       \________).     | '_ \| | __/ __|   BRAWL
     20      /  '  _'   _\    | |_) | | |_\__ \    IN THE 
     21     /':.  (X)  /__)   |_.__/|_|\__|___/     SPRAWL
     22    /':. .,_    |  |  
     23   |': ; /  \   /_/             The baddest, killingest, most ruthless and
     24   / ;  `"`"    }               anticipated mixed-martial arts and melee
     25  ;_____________{               weapons combat event in the world!!!!!!!!!
     26      {=()=}
     27      {=()=}          Watch as hundreds of combatants meet in Seattle to 
     28      '-()=}          fight for a grand prize of 250,000 nuyen!!!!!!!!!!
     29      '----'
     30       'o '           They'll tear eachother to BITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     31         'o
     32       'o
     33 
     34   TO BE BROADCAST LIVE ON PPV MATRIX STREAM IN BOTH HIGH-RES AND SIMSENSE.
     35            CALL YOUR MSP AND RESERVE YOUR ORDER FOR BITS TODAY!
     36   CALL TICKETMASTER FOR TICKETS. THEY'RE ALMOST SOLD OUT SO GET ON IT FAST!
     37 
     38                          POTENTIAL COMBATANTS: 
     39                          =====================
     40 Allowed:                                      Not allowed:
     41  * Fists, Armor                                * Guns
     42  * Melee Weapons                               * Explosives
     43  * Performance-enhancing drugs                 * Poisoning your opponent
     44  * Magical spells and talents                  * Outside assistance
     45  * Bioware, Cyberware                          * Being a fucking crybaby
     46  * Being a fucking badass                        when you lose or get hurt
     47         
     48                       ENTRANCE FEE: 10,000 NUYEN
     49 
     50 [OOC: Reply on the forums, mudmail Roy, or email gluttony@gmail.com to enter. ]
     51 [After 15 days I will post tournament match tiers on the forums. Every player ]
     52 [will resolve their matches in RP PVP combat, preferably led by an imm. This  ]
     53 [tournament will be in a double elimination format. After all but two players ]
     54 [are elminated there will be a championship match. If both players going into ]
     55 [the championship match have no losses, it will be judged best two of three.  ]
     56 
     57 [All PVP matches must be logged. Entrance fee may be waved to those who post a]
     58 [good story about why their character decided to enter the tournament.        ]
     59 
     60 [TO CLAIM FULL GRAND PRIZE, A CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHTER MUST AGREE TO A PDEATH AND ]
     61 [PMAIM MATCH. GRAND PRIZE AWARDED MAY BE REDUCED IF THE WINNING PLAYER DID    ]
     62 [NOT AGREE. AGREEMENT MAY BE ASYNCHRONOUS, IE, ONE PLAYER MAY AGREE TO PDEATH ]
     63 [AND THE OTHER MAY NOT........................................................]
     64 
     65 TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE.TR0G.LYFE!