1. 3-4-2-5 
 2. 4-11-44 
 3. a bit of stiff (EP)
 4. Aaron’s rod 
 5. abominable pants worm 
 6. Abraham 
 7. accordion 
 8. accoutrements (G)
 9. ace 
 10. ace poker 
 11. acorn (GP)
 12. acorns (T)
 13. acucullus (CP)
 14. adamantine organon (EP)
 15. Adams arsenal (G)
 16. Adam’s dagger 
 17. Adam’s whip 
 18. affair (G)
 19. agate 
 20. all-beef sausage 
 21. all forlorn (EP)
 22. allsbay (T)
 23. almond 
 24. almond rock 
 25. almond rock candy (GP)
 26. amblyopic organ 
 27. angle 
 28. animated ivory 
 29. anteater 
 30. apparatus 
 31. apparatus urogenitalis (G)
 32. appendage 
 33. appropriate member 
 34. apricots (T)
 35. arbor vitae 
 36. arm 
 37. arm of love 
 38. armored division 
 39. arrow 
 40. arse-opener 
 41. arse worm 
 42. arse-wedge 
 43. arser 
 44. artillerie de Cupidon 
 45. artillerie de Venus 
 46. ass-opener 
 47. ass-wedge 
 48. auger 
 49. auxiliaries (G)
 50. baby 
 51. baby beef 
 52. baby-grinder 
 53. baby-maker 
 54. baby-makers (T)
 55. babys arm (P/LP)
 56. baby’s forarm (P/LP)
 57. Bacchus march (EP)
 58. back wheels (T)
 59. bacon 
 60. bacon bazooka 
 61. badger 
 62. bag (S)
 63. bag-filler 
 64. bag of fruits (S)
 65. bag of tricks (S)
 66. bagadga 
 67. baggage (T/G)
 68. baggette 
 69. bagpipes (G)
 70. bags (T)
 71. bald eagle (G)
 72. bald-headed candidate (P/CP/GP)
 73. bald-headed hermit (P/CP/GP)
 74. bald-headed mouse (P/CP/GP)
 75. bald-headed rat (P/CP/GP)
 76. bald man 
 77. ball bag (S)
 78. ball sack (S)
 79. Balkans (T)
 80. Ballarat (EP)
 81. ball bag (S)
 82. ball basket (S)
 83. ball sack (S)
 84. ballock bag (S)
 85. ballocks (T)
 86. balls (T)
 87. balls and bat (G)
 88. baloney 
 89. baloney pony 
 90. bamboo stick 
 91. banana 
 92. banana skin (F)
 93. band-member 
 94. banger 
 95. bangers (T)
 96. bangles (T)
 97. banjo string 
 98. bannocks (T)
 99. bar 
 100. bar on (EP)
 101. barge pole 
 102. basket (G)
 103. basketful of meat (G)
 104. bat 
 105. bat and balls (G)
 106. baton 
 107. batter (LP)
 108. battering piece 
 109. battering ram 
 110. battlefat 
 111. bauble 
 112. baubles (T)
 113. bawbles (T)
 114. bayonet (EP)
 115. baz (PH)
 116. bazooka 
 117. bazooka shooter 
 118. BD drill 
 119. beak 
 120. bean 
 121. bean pods (T)
 122. bean pole 
 123. bean-shooter 
 124. bean-tosser 
 125. beard-splitter 
 126. beating tool 
 127. beaver cleaver 
 128. beaver lever 
 129. bed flute 
 130. Beecham’s pills (T)
 131. beef 
 132. beef bayo with extra mayo 
 133. beef bayonet 
 134. beef jerky 
 135. beef stick 
 136. beef whistle 
 137. beer can (P/L)
 138. bell 
 139. bell-end (of the penis) (GP)
 140. bell-rope 
 141. bell-swagged 
 142. belly bristles (PH)
 143. belly ruffian 
 144. belly thicket (PH)
 145. belly-whiskers (PH)
 146. belongings (G)
 147. below the navel (G)
 148. belt buster 
 149. bent dick (FP)
 150. bent stick (FP)
 151. berries (T)
 152. best friend 
 153. best leg of three 
 154. best part (of a male/man) 
 155. Bethlehem Steel (EP)
 156. bicho 
 157. big bamboo 
 158. big Ben 
 159. big bird 
 160. big bite 
 161. big brother 
 162. big daddy 
 163. big dipper 
 164. big fella 
 165. Big Foot Joe (LP)
 166. big head 
 167. big hunk of meat 
 168. Big Jim and the twins (G)
 169. big one 
 170. big piece of meat 
 171. big red 
 172. big wand 
 173. bilbo 
 174. billiards (T)
 175. billy 
 176. billy and doo (G)
 177. billy club 
 178. bingey 
 179. biological reaction (EP)
 180. biological response (EP)
 181. bird 
 182. bird’s eggs (T)
 183. bishop 
 184. bishop’s miter (GP)
 185. bit of beef (G)
 186. bit of hard (EP)
 187. bit of stiff (EP)
 188. biteful 
 189. bits (G)
 190. black limo 
 191. black pencil 
 192. black snake 
 193. blackjack 
 194. blade 
 195. blanket stiff 
 196. blind 
 197. blind as a boiled turnip (UP)
 198. Blind Bob 
 199. blind buckler 
 200. blind meat (UP)
 201. blind piece 
 202. blinds (F)
 203. blood-breaker 
 204. blow pop 
 205. blow stick 
 206. blowtorch 
 207. bludgeon 
 208. blue steeler (EP)
 209. blue thimble 
 210. blue vein (EP)
 211. blue-veined custard chucker 
 212. blue-veined junket pump(er) 
 213. blue-veined hooligan 
 214. blue-veined piccolo 
 215. blue-veined steak 
 216. blue-veined throbber 
 217. blue-veined trumpet 
 218. blue veiner (EP)
 219. blunt end 
 220. bobblers (T)
 221. bobbles (T)
 222. bobby-dangler 
 223. bobbys anorak (F)
 224. bobby’s helmet (GP)
 225. bobstay 
 226. bobtail 
 227. bodkin 
 228. body’s captain 
 229. bogga (G)
 230. bomhead (GP)
 231. bonbons (T)
 232. bone (P/EP)
 233. bone in the leg (EP)
 234. bone-on (EP)
 235. bone phone 
 236. bone-up (EP)
 237. boneless appendage (of the male) 
 238. boneless fish 
 239. boneless stiff 
 240. boner (P/EP)
 241. boneroni 
 242. bonfire 
 243. bonk-on (EP)
 244. booboos (T)
 245. boss and his two helpers (G)
 246. botuliform genital pendant of the male 
 247. bow 
 248. bowsprit 
 249. boy 
 250. boy toy 
 251. bozack (S)
 252. branch 
 253. brat-getter 
 254. broom handle 
 255. bristle up (EP)
 256. broomstick 
 257. Brown Joe 
 258. bruiser 
 259. brush 
 260. bubbly jack 
 261. bubbly jock 
 262. bubus (T)
 263. bucking bronco 
 264. Buckinger’s boot (V)
 265. buddy 
 266. buffing stick 
 267. bug-fucker 
 268. bugle 
 269. bulge (EP)
 270. bullets (T)
 271. bullish 
 272. bulp (GP)
 273. bum balls (T)
 274. bum tickler 
 275. bun puncher 
 276. bun spreader 
 277. bung 
 278. burrito 
 279. bush (PH)
 280. bush beater 
 281. bush whacker 
 282. business (G)
 283. buster 
 284. butcher (P/LP)
 285. butt basher 
 286. butt smasher 
 287. butterfinger 
 288. button buster 
 289. button mushroom 
 290. button-short 
 291. buttonhole worker 
 292. BVH 
 293. cafe curtains (F)
 294. camel complaint (EP)
 295. Canadian bacon (UP)
 296. canary 
 297. candle 
 298. candy 
 299. candy cane 
 300. candy stick 
 301. cannon 
 302. captain 
 303. Captain Hard (EP)
 304. Captain Hightop the Love Commander 
 305. Captain Hogseye 
 306. Captain One-Eye 
 307. Captain Picard 
 308. Captain Standish (EP)
 309. carnal member 
 310. carnal part 
 311. carnal parts (G)
 312. carnal stump 
 313. carrot 
 314. carry a big stick (LP)
 315. cartes 
 316. carts 
 317. cartso 
 318. cartzo 
 319. catso 
 320. catzo 
 321. Casey 
 322. cavalier (UP)
 323. cavity probe 
 324. change purse (UP)
 325. chanticleer 
 326. charger 
 327. Charles the Bald 
 328. charleys (T)
 329. charlies (T)
 330. chaud 
 331. cheesy bell-end (GP)
 332. cheesy bunnet 
 333. cheesy wheelbarrow 
 334. cherry birch 
 335. cherry picker 
 336. cherry splitter 
 337. chestnuts (T)
 338. chicken mc nuggets (T)
 339. chicken neck (UP)
 340. chibi 
 341. child-getter 
 342. chimney-stopper 
 343. chingus 
 344. chink-stopper 
 345. choad 
 346. chode 
 347. choker (LP)
 348. chones (T)
 349. chooza 
 350. chopped cock (CP)
 351. chopper 
 352. Chris Hardwick 
 353. Christ and two apostles (G)
 354. Christmas crakers (T)
 355. christener 
 356. chub 
 357. chubby (P/EP)
 358. chuckies (T)
 359. chull 
 360. chum 
 361. chunky monkey 
 362. chutney ferret 
 363. cinnamon stick 
 364. clappers (T)
 365. clava 
 366. cleat (GP)
 367. clipped dick (CP)
 368. club 
 369. cluster 
 370. cobbs (T)
 371. cobs (T)
 372. cobblers (T)
 373. cobbler’s awls (T)
 374. cobbler’s stall (T)
 375. cobra 
 376. cock 
 377. cock of death 
 378. cock-on (EP)
 379. cock-stand (EP)
 380. cockaroony 
 381. cocked (EP)
 382. cocked gun (EP)
 383. cockhead (GP)
 384. cockknuckle (cock knuckle) (GP)
 385. cockles (T)
 386. cockoroony 
 387. cockroach 
 388. cockstand (EP)
 389. cocktus erectus 
 390. cocky (P/LP)
 391. coconuts (T)
 392. cod (S)
 393. codpiece 
 394. cods (T)
 395. coffee stalls (T)
 396. cojones (T)
 397. cold meat (FP)
 398. cold pig (FP)
 399. Colleen Bawn (EP)
 400. come factories (T)
 401. command module (GP)
 402. Compass of the Netherland 
 403. concern 
 404. concrete donkey (EP)
 405. conkers (T)
 406. cookies (G)
 407. coolies (T)
 408. copper stick (P/EP)
 409. coral branch 
 410. corker 
 411. corn beef cudgel 
 412. corpuscle 
 413. Corsican 
 414. cory 
 415. coupler 
 416. coupling bat 
 417. crab ladder 
 418. crack a fat (EP)
 419. crack hunter 
 420. crackerjacks (T)
 421. cracking tool 
 422. cracksman 
 423. crank 
 424. crankshaft 
 425. cranny hunter 
 426. cream crackers (T)
 427. cream-stick 
 428. credentials (G)
 429. cremorne 
 430. crimson chitterling 
 431. crimson crowbar (P/EP)
 432. crook 
 433. crotch (G)
 434. crotch cartilage 
 435. crotch cobra 
 436. crotch rocket 
 437. crowbar 
 438. crowd pleaser 
 439. crown jewels (G/T)
 440. crumpet-trumpet 
 441. cuckoo 
 442. cucumber (P/LP)
 443. cullions (T)
 444. culls (T)
 445. culty-gun 
 446. cum factories (T)
 447. cum slinger 
 448. cunny-catcher 
 449. cunt-stabber 
 450. cunt-stand (EP)
 451. cunt-sticker 
 452. cunt-stirrer 
 453. cunt-stretcher (EP)
 454. Cupid’s torch (EP)
 455. curls (PH)
 456. curlies (PH)
 457. curly hairs (PH)
 458. curtains (F)
 459. custard-chucker 
 460. cut out to be a gentleman (CP)
 461. cut out to be a man (CP)
 462. cutlass 
 463. cuts (T)
 464. Cyclops 
 465. daddy longdick 
 466. daddy bag (S)
 467. daddy mack 
 468. dagger 
 469. damsons (T)
 470. dang 
 471. dangers (G/T)
 472. dangle 
 473. dangle-dong 
 474. dangler (LP/FP)
 475. danglers (T)
 476. dangling participle(s) (P/G)
 477. dart (of love) 
 478. dawn horn (EP)
 479. dead lizard (FP)
 480. dead meat (FP)
 481. dead rabbit (FP)
 482. dead soldier (FP)
 483. dead stick (FP)
 484. dead worm (FP)
 485. deadwood (FP)
 486. dear morsel 
 487. dearest member 
 488. delight of women 
 489. derrick 
 490. devil 
 491. diamond cutter 
 492. diamonds (T)
 493. dibble 
 494. dick 
 495. dick butkiss 
 496. dick-tator 
 497. dick up (EP)
 498. dick wheat (PH)
 499. dickery-dock 
 500. Dickie (Dicky; Dickey) 
 501. Dickie and the boys (G)
 502. dickory dock 
 503. dicky 
 504. diddly-whacker 
 505. digitis erectus (EP)
 506. dill 
 507. dilly-whacker 
 508. dimple-dick 
 509. ding 
 510. ding-a-ling 
 511. ding-dangs (T)
 512. ding-dong 
 513. ding-dongs (T)
 514. dingbat 
 515. dingbats (G)
 516. dinghy 
 517. dingle 
 518. dingle-dangle (P/FP)
 519. dingo 
 520. dingus 
 521. dingy 
 522. dink 
 523. dinosaur 
 524. dipstick 
 525. dirk 
 526. divining rod (P/EP)
 527. do-dads (T)
 528. do-funny 
 529. do-hickies (G)
 530. do-jigger 
 531. do-johnny 
 532. dobber 
 533. Doctor Cocker 
 534. Doctor Johnson 
 535. dodads (T)
 536. dofunny 
 537. dog 
 538. dohickey 
 539. dohickie 
 540. dohickeys (G)
 541. dohickies (G)
 542. dohinger 
 543. dojigger 
 544. dojiggers (T)
 545. dojohnnie 
 546. dolly 
 547. dolphin (FL)
 548. donaker 
 549. dong 
 550. dong and gongs (G)
 551. donger 
 552. donkey (LP)
 553. donkey dick (LP)
 554. donkey-dicked (LP)
 555. donkey-rigged (LP)
 556. donkified (LP)
 557. donniker 
 558. donut holder 
 559. doodad 
 560. doodads (T)
 561. doodle (P/FP)
 562. doodle-flap (P/FP)
 563. doohicky 
 564. doover 
 565. doowhackey 
 566. dopper 
 567. dork 
 568. down below (G)
 569. down-led 
 570. down there (G)
 571. drain pipe 
 572. draped (LP)
 573. drapes (F)
 574. dribble-cock 
 575. driving post 
 576. drooper (FP)
 577. drooping member (FP)
 578. dropping member (FP)
 579. droopy (FP)
 580. drumstick 
 581. ducky-bird 
 582. dummy 
 583. dust cover for the cunt 
 584. dusters (T)
 585. dydus 
 586. eager pleaser 
 587. eel 
 588. eggs (in the basket) (T)
 589. eggwhite cannon 
 590. ejac vac 
 591. eleventh finger 
 592. Elmer Pudd 
 593. end (GP)
 594. enemy 
 595. engine 
 596. engine of love 
 597. English sentry (EP)
 598. enob 
 599. equipment (G)
 600. erected spermapositor (EP)
 601. erectile urogenital appendage 
 602. erectio penis (EP)
 603. erectivation (EP)
 604. Eric Shun (EP)
 605. essentials (G)
 606. everlasting gobstopper 
 607. extra digit 
 608. extra skin (F)
 609. eye dropper 
 610. eye-hole (UM)
 611. eye-opener 
 612. eye of the Bishop (UM)
 613. fags toothbrush 
 614. faggots toothbrush 
 615. family jewels (T/G)
 616. family organ 
 617. fancy work (G)
 618. fanny ferret 
 619. Fat Frank 
 620. fat one (EP)
 621. fat peter 
 622. father-of-all 
 623. ferret 
 624. fiddle bow 
 625. fiddlestick (fiddle-stick) 
 626. fiddling stick 
 627. figs (T)
 628. finger puppet 
 629. firm worm (P/EP)
 630. first leg of three 
 631. fish stick 
 632. fixed bayonet (EP)
 633. flack (T)
 634. flag (EP)
 635. flagpole (EP)
 636. flap-doodle (flapdoodle) (P/FP)
 637. flapper (P/FP)
 638. flesh pencil 
 639. flip-flap (FP)
 640. flounder (FP)
 641. flowers and frolics (T)
 642. flute 
 643. foaming beef probe 
 644. fool-sticker 
 645. foot long 
 646. forbidden zone (G)
 647. foreman 
 648. fornicating engine 
 649. fornicating member 
 650. fornicating tool 
 651. fornicator 
 652. fountain pen 
 653. Fred 
 654. frick (T)
 655. frick and frack (T)
 656. frigamajig 
 657. front porch (G)
 658. fruit for the monkey 
 659. fuck-meat 
 660. fuck muscle 
 661. fuck pole 
 662. fuck-rod 
 663. fuck-stick 
 664. fucker 
 665. fucking stick 
 666. fucking tool 
 667. fuckstick 
 668. fud packer 
 669. fun and frolics (T)
 670. fun bone 
 671. fun-stick 
 672. fun-zone (G)
 673. funk-stick 
 674. funmaker 
 675. gadget 
 676. gadgets (T/G)
 677. gadso 
 678. gap-stopper 
 679. gardener 
 680. gargantuan organum virile 
 681. gator 
 682. gaying instrument 
 683. gear (P/G)
 684. gear and tool (G)
 685. gearbox (G)
 686. gearstick 
 687. gearstick d’amour 
 688. General smuts (T)
 689. generating tool 
 690. generation tool 
 691. generative organ (G)
 692. genital coupler 
 693. genital forefoot 
 694. genital pound of flesh 
 695. genital reamer 
 696. genital staff 
 697. genital shaft 
 698. genital tentacle 
 699. genitalia (G)
 700. gentle fist 
 701. gentle tittler 
 702. gentleman 
 703. gentleman’s appendage 
 704. German helmet (GP)
 705. get a stand (EP)
 706. gherkin 
 707. gifted (LP)
 708. giggle stick 
 709. giggling pin 
 710. gingambobs (G/T)
 711. girl catcher 
 712. girlometer 
 713. glands (T)
 714. globes (T)
 715. glory pole 
 716. glow rod 
 717. glow stick 
 718. gnarled root of love 
 719. goat 
 720. goatees (T)
 721. goatskin (F)
 722. gobstopper 
 723. Gods revenge on a woman 
 724. golden rivet (EP)
 725. gonads (T)
 726. gones (T)
 727. goober 
 728. good foot 
 729. good parts (G)
 730. good time (prison use) 
 731. goolies (T)
 732. gooseberries (T)
 733. goose’s neck 
 734. gooser 
 735. goot 
 736. gooter 
 737. gorilla salad (PH)
 738. goy toy 
 739. grand bag (S)
 740. gravy-giver 
 741. gravy-maker 
 742. grew proud below the navel (EP)
 743. grinding tool 
 744. gristle 
 745. gristle-stick 
 746. groceries (G)
 747. groin (G)
 748. guided missile 
 749. gully-raker 
 750. gun 
 751. gut-stick (gutstick) 
 752. hacker 
 753. hair divider 
 754. hair splitter 
 755. hairless wonder 
 756. hairy banana 
 757. hairy conkers (T)
 758. hairy saddlebags (S)
 759. hairy sausage 
 760. half a cob (P/FP)
 761. ham and two eggs (G)
 762. ham howitzer 
 763. hambone 
 764. Hamilton Wick 
 765. hammer 
 766. Hampton Wick 
 767. hand made (LP)
 768. hand reared (LP)
 769. hand-staff (handstaff) 
 770. handle 
 771. hang-down (P/LP)
 772. Hanging Johnny (FP)
 773. hangers (T)
 774. happy sack (S)
 775. hard (EP)
 776. hard-bit (EP)
 777. hard head (EP)
 778. hard-on (EP)
 779. hard salami 
 780. hard-up (EP)
 781. hardened spermapositor (EP)
 782. Hardhat Harry 
 783. hardware (G)
 784. harpoon 
 785. hat rack 
 786. have a bone (EP)
 787. have a bone-on (EP)
 788. have a boner (EP)
 789. have a hard-on (EP)
 790. have a horn (EP)
 791. have a rod-on (EP)
 792. having it on (EP)
 793. he-thing 
 794. heat in the meat (EP)
 795. heat seeking missile 
 796. heat seeking moisture missile 
 797. heirlooms (T)
 798. helmet (GP)
 799. helmet pelmet (F)
 800. Henry Halls (T)
 801. Herman the One-eyed German 
 802. hermit 
 803. hickey 
 804. hidden treasure (G)
 805. hidden tumor (EP)
 806. higgumbobs (T)
 807. His Majesty in purple cap 
 808. hissing Sid 
 809. ho-handle 
 810. hock 
 811. hodge dog 
 812. hoe-handle 
 813. hog 
 814. hogger 
 815. hole puncher 
 816. holiday money (G)
 817. holy poker 
 818. holy pole 
 819. honker (LP)
 820. honorable prick 
 821. hopping bug 
 822. horn, the (EP)
 823. horn-colic (EP)
 824. hornification (EP)
 825. horse’s handbrake (EP)
 826. horsemeat (LP)
 827. hose 
 828. hot dog 
 829. hot member 
 830. hot rod 
 831. hotchee 
 832. huevos (T)
 833. hugen 
 834. human enema 
 835. humpmobile 
 836. hung 
 837. hung like a bull (T)
 838. hung like a dinosaur 
 839. hung like a horse 
 840. hung like a rabbit (T)
 841. hung like a stallion (T)
 842. hunk of meat 
 843. husbandman of nature 
 844. ice cream machine 
 845. ID 
 846. idol 
 847. in full fig (EP)
 848. in full orchestra (G)
 849. in one’s Sunday best (EP)
 850. in one’s Sunday clothes (EP)
 851. inch 
 852. inch instrument 
 853. instrument 
 854. instrumentum erectum 
 855. interstitial glands (T)
 856. intimate bits (G)
 857. intimate parts (G)
 858. intromittent organ 
 859. Irish horse (FP)
 860. Irish rise (FP)
 861. Irish root (E/EP)
 862. Irish toothache (EP)
 863. Irish toothpick (EP)
 864. it 
 865. Jack 
 866. Jack-in-the-box (P/EP)
 867. Jack in a box (P/EP)
 868. jackalope 
 869. jakey 
 870. jackhammer 
 871. Jackson Pollocks (T)
 872. jacktool 
 873. jammy 
 874. jang 
 875. jap’s eye (UM)
 876. jawbreaker (LP)
 877. jenny 
 878. jean tent 
 879. jelly bag (jellybag) (S)
 880. jellyroll 
 881. Jenny Tull (G)
 882. jerking iron 
 883. Jews lance (CP)
 884. jewel box (S)
 885. jewelry (G)
 886. jewelry showcase. (G)
 887. jewels (T/G)
 888. Jewish compliment (CP)
 889. Jewish corned beef (CP)
 890. Jewish national (CP)
 891. Jewish nightcap (UP)
 892. jezebel 
 893. jig-jag 
 894. jig-jigger 
 895. jigger 
 896. jigging bone 
 897. jiggle bone 
 898. jiggling bone 
 899. jiggumbobs (T)
 900. Jim Dog 
 901. Jimbo 
 902. jimbrowsky 
 903. jimmy 
 904. jing-jang 
 905. jingleberries (T)
 906. jizzbags (S)
 907. jizz jemmy 
 908. jock (P/EP)
 909. jockum 
 910. John Tom 
 911. John Thomas 
 912. John Thursday 
 913. John Willie 
 914. Johnny Come lately 
 915. Johnny Rollicks (T)
 916. Johnny Rollocks (T)
 917. johnson 
 918. joint 
 919. Jolly Red Giant 
 920. jolly member 
 921. jolly roger 
 922. jolly stick 
 923. joy prong 
 924. joy stick 
 925. joyknob 
 926. joystick 
 927. Julius Caesar 
 928. jumbucks (T)
 929. jungle meat 
 930. jungleberries (T)
 931. junior 
 932. kanakas (T)
 933. kaks (T)
 934. kazoo 
 935. kelks (T)
 936. Ken Dodds (T)
 937. key 
 938. key to heaven 
 939. kickapoo 
 940. kidney wiper 
 941. kielbasa 
 942. King King Dong (P/EP)
 943. king-member 
 944. king’s iron 
 945. kit (G)
 946. knackers (T)
 947. knacks (T)
 948. knick-knacks (G)
 949. knitting needle 
 950. knob (P/GP)
 951. knob-ache (EP)
 952. knob sack (S)
 953. knobster 
 954. knocker 
 955. knockers (T)
 956. kosher dill (CP)
 957. kosher meat (CP)
 958. kosher pickle (CP)
 959. knot (GP)
 960. lace (F)
 961. lace curtains (F)
 962. lad, the 
 963. ladies’ delight 
 964. ladies’ lollipop 
 965. ladies’ plaything 
 966. ladies’ treasure 
 967. lady-ware (lady-ware) (G)
 968. lame duck (FP)
 969. lamp of life 
 970. lance in rest (EP)
 971. lance of love 
 972. langer 
 973. lanoola 
 974. large cock (LP)
 975. Lazarus 
 976. lead in your pencil (EP)
 977. leather cigar 
 978. leather dresser 
 979. leather stretcher 
 980. lever 
 981. libido bandido 
 982. licorice stick 
 983. life preserver 
 984. lift-up (EP)
 985. limp-dick (FP)
 986. limp-prick (FP)
 987. limbless erast 
 988. lingam 
 989. lipstick 
 990. lithoid phallus (EP)
 991. little acorns (T)
 992. little brother 
 993. Little Buddy 
 994. Little Buddys buddies (T)
 995. Little Dick(ie) 
 996. little dipper 
 997. Little Elvis 
 998. little engine 
 999. little finger 
 1000. little friend 
 1001. little head 
 1002. little man 
 1003. Little Peter 
 1004. little pinkie 
 1005. little sliver of flesh 
 1006. Little Willy 
 1007. liver turner 
 1008. live wire (EP)
 1009. lizard 
 1010. load (G)
 1011. loaded gun 
 1012. lob (P/EP)
 1013. lob cock (P/FP)
 1014. lob prick (P/FP)
 1015. log 
 1016. loins (G)
 1017. lollypop (lollipop) 
 1018. long dong (LP)
 1019. Long Dong Silver 
 1020. long pole (LP)
 1021. long pork (LP)
 1022. long trade (LP)
 1023. longfellow (LP)
 1024. longhorn (LP)
 1025. lop cock (CP)
 1026. louisville slugger 
 1027. love apples (T)
 1028. love bone 
 1029. love dart 
 1030. love gun 
 1031. love handle 
 1032. love length 
 1033. love machine 
 1034. love meat 
 1035. love muscle 
 1036. love nuts (T)
 1037. love pump 
 1038. love-rod 
 1039. love sausage 
 1040. love scepter 
 1041. love spuds (T)
 1042. love stick 
 1043. love tool 
 1044. love torpedo 
 1045. love trumpet 
 1046. love truncheon 
 1047. love-wand 
 1048. loves battering ram 
 1049. loves dribbling dart 
 1050. loves engine 
 1051. love pick-lock 
 1052. loves sensitive truncheon 
 1053. low-hangers (T)
 1054. low neck (CP)
 1055. lower male proboscis 
 1056. luggage (G)
 1057. lunchbox (G)
 1058. lung disturber 
 1059. lust bone 
 1060. lust shaft 
 1061. lust sword 
 1062. machine (of love) 
 1063. machinery, nuts and bolts (G)
 1064. Mad Mick 
 1065. maggot 
 1066. magic wand 
 1067. magnum (LP)
 1068. main vein 
 1069. Majesty in Purple Cap, His 
 1070. Major Woody (EP)
 1071. male begetting organ 
 1072. male cleaver 
 1073. male genital appendage 
 1074. male genital cleaver 
 1075. male genital club 
 1076. male genital dispenser 
 1077. male genital probe 
 1078. male genital organ 
 1079. male genital teat 
 1080. male gladiolus 
 1081. male interfemoral infidel 
 1082. male intruder 
 1083. male knout 
 1084. male member 
 1085. male membrum erectum (EP)
 1086. male monolith (P/E)
 1087. male netherland(s) (P/G)
 1088. male organ 
 1089. male organ of generation 
 1090. male organ of reproduction 
 1091. male organs of generation (G)
 1092. male organs of reproduction (G)
 1093. male organon 
 1094. male pendant 
 1095. male poker 
 1096. male pouch (S)
 1097. male pound of flesh 
 1098. male pudendal trifler 
 1099. male pudendum (G)
 1100. male reproductive organs (G)
 1101. male satisfier 
 1102. male sex(ual) organ 
 1103. male sexual organon 
 1104. male sinker 
 1105. male urogenitial horn 
 1106. maleness 
 1107. mallet 
 1108. man 
 1109. man-meat 
 1110. man mountain (LP)
 1111. man root 
 1112. man steel (P/EP)
 1113. man’s best leg of three 
 1114. man’s privaties (G)
 1115. man’s third leg 
 1116. manbone 
 1117. manhood 
 1118. manliness (G)
 1119. manmeat 
 1120. marabon stork (EP)
 1121. maritudinal erection (EP)
 1122. marble halls (T)
 1123. marbles (T)
 1124. Marquess of Lorne (EP)
 1125. Marquis de Lorne (EP)
 1126. Marquis of Lorne (EP)
 1127. marriage gear (G)
 1128. marrons (T)
 1129. marrow-bone 
 1130. marshmallows (T)
 1131. masculine part 
 1132. master member 
 1133. master of ceremonies 
 1134. master tool 
 1135. masterpiece 
 1136. material part (G)
 1137. mating meat 
 1138. mating tool 
 1139. matrimonial peacemaker 
 1140. Max Walls (T)
 1141. maypole (P/LP)
 1142. means of generation 
 1143. meat 
 1144. meat and (two) potatoes (G)
 1145. meat and two veg (G)
 1146. meat and two vegetables (G)
 1147. meat axe 
 1148. meat case (G)
 1149. meat cleaver 
 1150. meat dagger 
 1151. meat flute 
 1152. meat for the butcher (LP)
 1153. meat for the famished and the starving (LP)
 1154. meat for the poor (LP)
 1155. meat for the needy (LP)
 1156. meat for the poor (the needy, the famished and the starving) (LP)
 1157. meat puppet 
 1158. meat-seeking pissile 
 1159. meat whistle 
 1160. meatus longus (P/LP)
 1161. meaty bites (T)
 1162. meggs (T)
 1163. member 
 1164. Member for Cockshire 
 1165. membrum virile 
 1166. membrum virile erectum (EP)
 1167. membrum virile flaccidum (FP)
 1168. mentula 
 1169. merrymaker 
 1170. Mickey 
 1171. middle finger 
 1172. middle leg 
 1173. middle stump 
 1174. mighty meat 
 1175. milk bone 
 1176. milkman 
 1177. millimeter-peter 
 1178. missile 
 1179. missile of Venus launched 
 1180. Mister Happy 
 1181. Mister Fuzzy 
 1182. Mister Poky 
 1183. Mister Softy (FP)
 1184. Mister Wiggly 
 1185. modigger 
 1186. moisture missile 
 1187. mole 
 1188. mommy-daddy button (G)
 1189. monkey 
 1190. morning hard-on (EP)
 1191. morning pride (EP)
 1192. morning wood (EP)
 1193. most precious part(s) (P/G)
 1194. mouse 
 1195. moving parts (G)
 1196. Mr. Big 
 1197. Mr. Bluevein 
 1198. Mr. Friendly 
 1199. Mr. Priapus (EP)
 1200. Mr. Wong 
 1201. muff missile 
 1202. muscle (of love) 
 1203. mushroom tip (GP)
 1204. mutinous rogue 
 1205. mutton 
 1206. mutton bayonet 
 1207. mutton dagger 
 1208. mutton gun 
 1209. mutton musket 
 1210. my body’s captain 
 1211. Nebuchadnezzar 
 1212. nackers (T)
 1213. nadgers (T)
 1214. nad bag (S)
 1215. nad sack (S)
 1216. nads (T)
 1217. nags (T)
 1218. nameless thing 
 1219. nards (T)
 1220. nasty bits (G)
 1221. natural member 
 1222. natural parts (G)
 1223. natural places (G)
 1224. naturals (G)
 1225. nature’s scythe 
 1226. naughty bits (G)
 1227. naughty toy 
 1228. nearsighted 
 1229. necessaries (G)
 1230. needle 
 1231. needle-dick 
 1232. nervous cane 
 1233. nether parts (G)
 1234. nether proboscis 
 1235. nether regions (G)
 1236. Niagara Falls (T)
 1237. night stick 
 1238. nightcrawler 
 1239. nimrod 
 1240. nick-nacks (G)
 1241. nine iron 
 1242. nippy 
 1243. nob (P/GP)
 1244. nobby halls (T)
 1245. noodle (FP)
 1246. nothin cock 
 1247. nubbin 
 1248. nudger 
 1249. nuggets (T)
 1250. nutmegs (T)
 1251. nutrageous 
 1252. nuts (T)
 1253. nuts and bolts (G)
 1254. nutty buddy
 1255. oak tree 
 1256. oblisk 
 1257. okra and prunes (G)
 1258. Old Adam 
 1259. old baldy 
 1260. old blind Bob 
 1261. Old Damocles 
 1262. old faceful 
 1263. Old Faithful 
 1264. Old Faithless 
 1265. old goat-peter 
 1266. Old Hornington (EP)
 1267. Old Horny (EP)
 1268. old one-eye 
 1269. Old Slimy 
 1270. old warty cod 
 1271. Omar the tentmaker 
 1272. on the bonk (EP)
 1273. on the honk (EP)
 1274. on the stand (EP)
 1275. one-eye(d) (UM)
 1276. one-eyed Bob 
 1277. one-eyed brother 
 1278. one-eyed demon 
 1279. one-eyed monk 
 1280. one-eyed monster 
 1281. one-eyed pants mouse 
 1282. one-eyed snake 
 1283. one-eyed trouser snake 
 1284. one eyed whale 
 1285. one-eyed wonder 
 1286. one-eyed wonder worm 
 1287. one-eyed worm 
 1288. one-eyed zipper snake 
 1289. one’s person (G)
 1290. onion skin (F)
 1291. orbs (T)
 1292. orchestra stalls (T)
 1293. orchids (T)
 1294. organ 
 1295. organ of reproduction 
 1296. organs of generation (G)
 1297. organum virile 
 1298. organum virile durum (EP)
 1299. organum virile erectum (EP)
 1300. ornaments (T)
 1301. oscar 
 1302. Oscar Meyer 
 1303. P-maker 
 1304. package (G)
 1305. packs a ton, he (L)
 1306. packs a wallop, he (L)
 1307. pan handle (EP)
 1308. pantilever 
 1309. pants philistine 
 1310. pants python 
 1311. pants worm 
 1312. parts below (G)
 1313. passion pole 
 1314. Pat and Mick 
 1315. pax wax 
 1316. peacemaker 
 1317. pebbles (T)
 1318. pecker 
 1319. pecker wood 
 1320. pecnoster 
 1321. peculator pecker (EP)
 1322. peculiar member(s) (P/T)
 1323. Pedro 
 1324. pee-dee 
 1325. peenie 
 1326. peep 
 1327. pee-pee (peepee) 
 1328. peepee hole (UM)
 1329. peeper 
 1330. peewee 
 1331. peezel 
 1332. peg 
 1333. pego 
 1334. pen 
 1335. penal dick 
 1336. pencil 
 1337. pencil and tassel (G)
 1338. pencil dick 
 1339. pendulum (P/FP)
 1340. penicillus 
 1341. penie 
 1342. penile erection (EP)
 1343. penis glans (GP)
 1344. penis immensus (LP)
 1345. penis in erectus (EP)
 1346. peppermint stick 
 1347. perch 
 1348. Percy 
 1349. pestle 
 1350. pet snake 
 1351. peter 
 1352. phallating club 
 1353. phallating stick 
 1354. phallic decorum (EP)
 1355. phallic erection (EP)
 1356. phallic pendant 
 1357. phallic cleraver 
 1358. phallic pencil 
 1359. phallic prod 
 1360. phallic quencher 
 1361. phallic scratcher 
 1362. phallus 
 1363. phallus adamantus (EP)
 1364. phallus erectus (EP)
 1365. phallus induratus (EP)
 1366. phallus rigidus (EP)
 1367. piccolo 
 1368. pickle 
 1369. picklock 
 1370. picnic lunch (G)
 1371. piddler 
 1372. piece of meat 
 1373. pike 
 1374. pikestaff 
 1375. piledriver 
 1376. pilgrims staff 
 1377. pillcock 
 1378. pillicock 
 1379. pillock 
 1380. pills (T)
 1381. pichita de oro 
 1382. pimple-prick 
 1383. pin 
 1384. pinga 
 1385. pink bus 
 1386. pink cadillac 
 1387. pink oboe 
 1388. pink torpedo 
 1389. pinkler 
 1390. pintle 
 1391. pioneer of nature 
 1392. pipe (outside) 
 1393. piss fat (EP)
 1394. piss handle 
 1395. piss hard (EP)
 1396. piss hard-on (EP)
 1397. piss-pipe 
 1398. piss proud (EP)
 1399. pisser 
 1400. pissworm 
 1401. pistol 
 1402. piston 
 1403. piston rod 
 1404. pitch a tent 
 1405. pitching a tent in one’s shorts (EP)
 1406. pixie stick 
 1407. pizzle 
 1408. pizzler 
 1409. placket-racket 
 1410. plaything 
 1411. plonker 
 1412. plug 
 1413. plug-tail 
 1414. plums (T)
 1415. plunger 
 1416. P-maker 
 1417. pocket fisherman 
 1418. pogo-stick 
 1419. point (P/GP)
 1420. pointer 
 1421. poker 
 1422. pole (P/EP)
 1423. Polyphemus 
 1424. pood 
 1425. poontanger 
 1426. pooper 
 1427. poperine pear 
 1428. popsicle 
 1429. popsicle stick 
 1430. popular body parts (G)
 1431. popular parts of your anatomy (G)
 1432. pork 
 1433. pork dagger 
 1434. pork enema 
 1435. pork sword 
 1436. porridge gun 
 1437. portable pocket rocket 
 1438. potato finger 
 1439. potent regiment 
 1440. pouch (S)
 1441. poud 
 1442. pounders (T)
 1443. prack 
 1444. prairie oysters (T)
 1445. prepuce (F)
 1446. priapus 
 1447. prick 
 1448. prick-pride (EP)
 1449. prick-proud (EP)
 1450. prick-stand (EP)
 1451. prickle 
 1452. pride and joy 
 1453. pride-of-the-morning (EP)
 1454. prides (G)
 1455. princock 
 1456. prigpas (EP)
 1457. Prince Everhard of the Netherlands 
 1458. Principal Skinner (UP/F)
 1459. private parts (G)
 1460. private property (G)
 1461. privates (G)
 1462. privities (G)
 1463. privy limb 
 1464. privy limbs (G)
 1465. privy members (G)
 1466. privy parts (G)
 1467. prod 
 1468. prong (P/EP)
 1469. pronger 
 1470. proud below the navel (EP)
 1471. proud inclination of the flesh (EP)
 1472. prunes (T)
 1473. pubes (PH)
 1474. pubickers (PH)
 1475. pud 
 1476. pudding 
 1477. pudendal intruder 
 1478. pudendal trifler 
 1479. pudendus (G)
 1480. pump 
 1481. pump action mottgun 
 1482. pump handle 
 1483. punisher, the 
 1484. puny prick 
 1485. pup 
 1486. puppy 
 1487. purple-headed avenger 
 1488. purple-headed custard chucker 
 1489. purple-headed meat puppet 
 1490. purple-headed love truncheon 
 1491. purple-headed monster 
 1492. purple-headed warrior 
 1493. purple helmeted yogurt thrower 
 1494. purple lollipop 
 1495. purple-throbber (EP)
 1496. purple-veined tonsil-tickler 
 1497. purse (S/T)
 1498. pus-rod 
 1499. pussy diver 
 1500. pussy feeder 
 1501. pussy fodder 
 1502. pussy-fucker 
 1503. pussy pleaser 
 1504. pussy plunger 
 1505. pussy-poker 
 1506. pussy-sticker 
 1507. putter (EP)
 1508. putz 
 1509. pylon 
 1510. python 
 1511. quickening peg 
 1512. quiff-splitter 
 1513. quim-stake 
 1514. quim-stick 
 1515. quim-wedge 
 1516. rabbit 
 1517. radish (GP)
 1518. raisin bag (S)
 1519. raise a gallop (EP)
 1520. ram charger 
 1521. rammer 
 1522. ramrod 
 1523. randy 
 1524. ranger 
 1525. rat 
 1526. raw meat 
 1527. real piece (LP)
 1528. reamer (EP)
 1529. Rector of (the) Females 
 1530. red cap (GP/P)
 1531. red hot poker (P/EP)
 1532. red lobster 
 1533. redcap 
 1534. reproductive organs (G)
 1535. Richard 
 1536. rig (G)
 1537. rigid digit (EP)
 1538. rise (EP)
 1539. rise in the Levis (EP)
 1540. roaring horn (EP)
 1541. roaring jack (EP)
 1542. rock formation 
 1543. rock python (EP)
 1544. rocket 
 1545. rocks (T)
 1546. rod (P/EP)
 1547. rod of love (P/EP)
 1548. Rodney 
 1549. rod-on (EP)
 1550. rodger 
 1551. roger 
 1552. Roger the Lodger 
 1553. rollocks (T)
 1554. rollies (T)
 1555. rolling pin 
 1556. roly-poly 
 1557. rooster 
 1558. root 
 1559. rosy red reproductive rod 
 1560. roto-rooter 
 1561. roundhead (CP)
 1562. royal jewels (T)
 1563. rubigo 
 1564. rudder 
 1565. rude bits (G)
 1566. rude parts (G)
 1567. ruffian 
 1568. rule of three (G)
 1569. rump-splitter 
 1570. Rupert 
 1571. sack (S)
 1572. sack o’ nuts (S)
 1573. salami 
 1574. salty dog 
 1575. salty yogurt slinger 
 1576. Sandra Bullocks (T)
 1577. sausage 
 1578. scalloped potatoes (T)
 1579. schlong 
 1580. schmekel 
 1581. schmeegle 
 1582. schmock 
 1583. schmuck 
 1584. schnitzel 
 1585. schwanz 
 1586. schwantz 
 1587. schwing (EP)
 1588. scope (EP)
 1589. scorz 
 1590. screwdriver 
 1591. scrot (S)
 1592. scrot sack (S)
 1593. scrote 
 1594. scurvy end 
 1595. seals (T)
 1596. secret parts (G)
 1597. secret works (G)
 1598. secrets (G)
 1599. semen shooter 
 1600. Senator Packwood 
 1601. sensitive plant 
 1602. sensitive truncheon 
 1603. serpent 
 1604. sex bone 
 1605. sex glands (T)
 1606. sex meat 
 1607. sex organon (of the male) 
 1608. sex stalk 
 1609. sexing piece 
 1610. sexocet missile 
 1611. sexual organon (of the male) 
 1612. sexual trocar of the male 
 1613. shaft (P/EP)
 1614. shaft of Cupid (EP)
 1615. shaft of delight 
 1616. sheath (F)
 1617. shit stabber 
 1618. shit stick 
 1619. shlong 
 1620. shmendrik 
 1621. shmok 
 1622. shmuck 
 1623. shooting iron 
 1624. shooting stick 
 1625. short and curlies (PH)
 1626. short arm 
 1627. short hairs (PH)
 1628. short leg 
 1629. shove-straight 
 1630. shrimp 
 1631. shriveller 
 1632. shtick 
 1633. silent flute 
 1634. silky appendage 
 1635. silver penny 
 1636. sinbad 
 1637. skinclad tube 
 1638. skin flute 
 1639. skinned 
 1640. slabs (T)
 1641. sleeping bag (S)
 1642. sleeping beauty (FP)
 1643. slug 
 1644. slurpee 
 1645. small arm 
 1646. small person 
 1647. smeat 
 1648. snake 
 1649. snapper (F)
 1650. snatch pointer 
 1651. snorker 
 1652. snotty 
 1653. solicitor general, the 
 1654. southern hemisphere (G)
 1655. spear 
 1656. spermapositor 
 1657. sperm sack (S)
 1658. spike (P/EP)
 1659. spike-faggot 
 1660. spiked phallus (EP)
 1661. spindle 
 1662. spit 
 1663. spitfire 
 1664. spitter 
 1665. spitting cobra 
 1666. split-mutton 
 1667. spooge gun 
 1668. sporran (PH)
 1669. sporting some wood 
 1670. spout 
 1671. spunk factories (T)
 1672. spunk holders (T)
 1673. Spunky 
 1674. spurm gun 
 1675. stable (EP)
 1676. stacked (LP)
 1677. staff (P/EP)
 1678. stag 
 1679. stalk (P/EP)
 1680. stand (P/EP)
 1681. stand-on (EP)
 1682. standard (EP)
 1683. standing (EP)
 1684. standing member (EP)
 1685. stanley (the power drill) 
 1686. star-gazer (EP)
 1687. steak 
 1688. steel beam (P/EP)
 1689. steely dan (EP)
 1690. stem (P/EP)
 1691. stemmer (P/EP)
 1692. stick 
 1693. stick and bangers (G)
 1694. sticker 
 1695. stickshift 
 1696. sticky finger 
 1697. sticky spud gun 
 1698. stiff (EP)
 1699. stiff-and-stout (EP)
 1700. stiff deity (EP)
 1701. stiff-on (EP)
 1702. stiff one (EP)
 1703. stiff peter (EP)
 1704. stiff stander (EP)
 1705. stiffy (or Stiffy) 
 1706. sting 
 1707. stinger 
 1708. stocking stuffer 
 1709. stones (T)
 1710. stonk (EP)
 1711. stonk-on (EP)
 1712. stonker (EP)
 1713. stork (EP)
 1714. Stormy Dick 
 1715. stout warrior 
 1716. strap 
 1717. stretcher 
 1718. string and nuggets (G)
 1719. stud 
 1720. stud meat 
 1721. stuffy (EP)
 1722. stump 
 1723. sugar stick 
 1724. Sunday best (EP)
 1725. Sunday clothes (EP)
 1726. superdick 
 1727. swack 
 1728. swanska (LP)
 1729. sweet meat 
 1730. sweets (T)
 1731. swelling (EP)
 1732. swingers (T)
 1733. swizzle stick 
 1734. sword 
 1735. tackle (G)
 1736. tadge 
 1737. tadger 
 1738. tadpole carrier (S)
 1739. tail 
 1740. tail high (EP)
 1741. tail-line 
 1742. tail pike 
 1743. tail pin 
 1744. tail tackle 
 1745. tallywag 
 1746. tallywags (T)
 1747. tallywagger 
 1748. tallywhacker (P/LP)
 1749. tan-trouser(ed) snake 
 1750. tannhauser 
 1751. tarn wags (T)
 1752. tarrywags (T)
 1753. tarse 
 1754. tarzoon 
 1755. tassel (P/FP)
 1756. taters (T)
 1757. tatties (T)
 1758. teapot 
 1759. teenie-weenie 
 1760. temporary priapism (EP)
 1761. tenant-in-tail 
 1762. tender tumour 
 1763. 10-Pounder 
 1764. tent (EP)
 1765. tent peg 
 1766. tent pole (P/EP)
 1767. terror of virgins 
 1768. testes (T)
 1769. testicular sac (S)
 1770. testimonials (T)
 1771. testosities (T)
 1772. Texan (LP)
 1773. Texas longhorn (LP)
 1774. thing 
 1775. thing-a-ling 
 1776. thingamabobs (T)
 1777. thingie 
 1778. thingamajigs (T)
 1779. thingmajigs (T)
 1780. thingamaling 
 1781. thingumbobs (T)
 1782. thingummies (T)
 1783. thingummy 
 1784. thingy 
 1785. third leg 
 1786. thistle 
 1787. Thomas 
 1788. thorn (in the flesh) 
 1789. three card trick 
 1790. three-inch fool 
 1791. three-piece set (G)
 1792. three-piece suit (G)
 1793. throb knob 
 1794. throbbing member (EP)
 1795. throbbing muscle of pure love (EP)
 1796. throbbing python (of love) (EP)
 1797. thumb 
 1798. thumb of love 
 1799. thumper (EP)
 1800. tickle faggot 
 1801. tickle-gizzard 
 1802. tickle-tail 
 1803. tickle-toby 
 1804. tickler 
 1805. tiddelly pod 
 1806. tiki-tiki 
 1807. tilt on one’s kilt (EP)
 1808. tip (GP)
 1809. tired-rabbit (FP)
 1810. tit-bit 
 1811. tittle-bat 
 1812. todger 
 1813. tom-tom 
 1814. Tom Doolies (T)
 1815. Tom Thumb 
 1816. Tommy 
 1817. Tommy Rollicks (T)
 1818. Tommy Rollocks (T)
 1819. tong 
 1820. tonk 
 1821. tonsil wrench 
 1822. toobsnake 
 1823. toobsteak 
 1824. tool 
 1825. tool bag (S)
 1826. tool of pleasure 
 1827. toothache (EP)
 1828. tootsie roll 
 1829. tool bag (S)
 1830. toot meat 
 1831. torch of Cupid 
 1832. tosh 
 1833. tossergash 
 1834. touch-on (EP)
 1835. touch-trap 
 1836. towel rack 
 1837. toy 
 1838. trap stick 
 1839. tree of life (G)
 1840. tree of love (G)
 1841. tref (G)
 1842. Tricky Dicky 
 1843. trifle 
 1844. trigger 
 1845. trombone 
 1846. trouser ferret 
 1847. trouser mauser 
 1848. trouser snake 
 1849. trouser tent (EP)
 1850. trouser trick 
 1851. trouser trout 
 1852. trouser trumpet 
 1853. trouser truncheon 
 1854. trouser worm 
 1855. trumpet 
 1856. truncheon 
 1857. trypan 
 1858. tube of meat (P/EP)
 1859. tube-steak (tubesteak of love) (P/EP)
 1860. tug muscle 
 1861. tumefied phallus (EP)
 1862. tumescent (EP)
 1863. tummy banana 
 1864. tummy-tickler 
 1865. turgid bayonet (EP)
 1866. turkey baster 
 1867. turkey neck 
 1868. turned on (EP)
 1869. turnip (GP)
 1870. turtleneck sweater (F)
 1871. twanger 
 1872. tweeterfrank 
 1873. twiddle-diddler 
 1874. twiddle-diddles (T)
 1875. twig 
 1876. twig and berries (G)
 1877. twins, the (T)
 1878. two dots and a dash (G)
 1879. ugly little dog Dick 
 1880. uncle 
 1881. Uncle Dick 
 1882. Uncle Jim and the twins at attention (G)
 1883. undercarriage (G)
 1884. under par 
 1885. underpant eel 
 1886. underparts (G)
 1887. unemployed 
 1888. unit 
 1889. unmentionables (G)
 1890. unruly member 
 1891. unsliced bologna (UP)
 1892. up 
 1893. up a bone (EP)
 1894. up-pointed male spike (EP)
 1895. upright grand (EP)
 1896. upscope 
 1897. Urals, The (T)
 1898. urinary petcock 
 1899. urogenital tailpiece 
 1900. useless 
 1901. vaginal dilator 
 1902. vegetable stick 
 1903. vein laden meatpipe 
 1904. veiny bang stick 
 1905. veiny salami 
 1906. velvet orbs (T)
 1907. Venetian blinds (F)
 1908. verge 
 1909. VIP 
 1910. virgins dream 
 1911. virile member 
 1912. virile reflex (EP)
 1913. virilia 
 1914. vitals (G)
 1915. vomer 
 1916. voorsch 
 1917. wab 
 1918. wag 
 1919. wake up with Jake up (EP)
 1920. walking tripod (LP)
 1921. wammer 
 1922. wand 
 1923. wang 
 1924. wang bone 
 1925. wang-tang 
 1926. wangdoodle 
 1927. wanger 
 1928. wank stick 
 1929. wank tanks (T)
 1930. wanker 
 1931. wankrod 
 1932. wares (G)
 1933. watch and seals (G)
 1934. water engine (G)
 1935. water pistol 
 1936. water spout 
 1937. water worker (G)
 1938. water works (G)
 1939. waterworks (G)
 1940. wazoo 
 1941. wazzock 
 1942. weapon 
 1943. wear a turtleneck sweater (UP)
 1944. wear it up in curls (or curlers) (UP)
 1945. wear it up in pins (UP)
 1946. wedding kit (G)
 1947. wedding tackle (G)
 1948. wedge 
 1949. wedge bone 
 1950. wee 
 1951. wee-man 
 1952. wee-wee 
 1953. weener 
 1954. weenie 
 1955. weiner 
 1956. weinie 
 1957. well-endowed (LP)
 1958. well-equipped (LP)
 1959. well-furnished (LP)
 1960. well-hung (LP)
 1961. well-knobbed (LP)
 1962. well-loaded (LP)
 1963. welt 
 1964. Wentworth Falls (T)
 1965. wet noodle (FP)
 1966. wet spaghetti (FP)
 1967. whalebone (LP)
 1968. whacker 
 1969. whammer 
 1970. whang 
 1971. whang bone 
 1972. whangdoodle 
 1973. whanger 
 1974. whatchamacallit (G)
 1975. whatsis 
 1976. whatsit 
 1977. whatsus 
 1978. whatzis 
 1979. wheezer 
 1980. whip 
 1981. whip whistle 
 1982. whirlygigs (T)
 1983. whisker splitter 
 1984. whisky dick (FP)
 1985. whistle 
 1986. white owl 
 1987. whoopie stick 
 1988. whopper (LP)
 1989. whore-pipe 
 1990. wick 
 1991. Wicked Willie 
 1992. wiener 
 1993. wienie 
 1994. wife’s best friend 
 1995. wigga-wagga 
 1996. wild rogue 
 1997. Wilde Oscar 
 1998. willie 
 1999. willy 
 2000. willy the burping worm 
 2001. wimpy dick (FP)
 2002. wingdoodle 
 2003. winkie (P/UP)
 2004. winkie wankie woo 
 2005. winkle 
 2006. winky (P/UP)
 2007. winky bag (S)
 2008. winny-popper 
 2009. wire 
 2010. wishbone 
 2011. wistle 
 2012. witnesses to ones virility (T)
 2013. wobbly bits (G)
 2014. women pleaser 
 2015. womb broom 
 2016. womb bruiser 
 2017. womb brush 
 2018. womb cannon 
 2019. womb ferret 
 2020. won ton 
 2021. wong 
 2022. wonk 
 2023. wonger 
 2024. wood (P/EP)
 2025. Woodrow 
 2026. woody (P/EP)
 2027. Woody Johnson (P/EP)
 2028. woofer 
 2029. wooter 
 2030. wop 
 2031. worm 
 2032. worm with a nazi helmet 
 2033. wriggling pole 
 2034. wriggling stick 
 2035. wrinkled dick (FP)
 2036. wuf (EP)
 2037. wurst 
 2038. yack 
 2039. yang 
 2040. yang fella 
 2041. yarbles (T)
 2042. yard 
 2043. yardage 
 2044. yards of personality (LP)
 2045. Yasser (EP)
 2046. Yasser Crackafat (Crack-a-fat) (EP)
 2047. ying-yang 
 2048. yongles (T)
 2049. yosh 
 2050. yoyo 
 2051. yum-yum 
 2052. yummies (G)
 2053. yutz 
 2054. zack (S)
 2055. zab 
 2056. zap 
 2057. zipperfish 
 2058. zoob 
 2059. zoobrick 
 2060. zubb 
 2061. zucchini 
 2062. zubrick 

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