ircart

- massive organized collection of irc art
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sexman.txt (2418B)
      1 SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)
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      5 NAME
      6      sex - have sex
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      8 SYNOPSIS
      9      sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...
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     11 DESCRIPTION
     12      _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     13      fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     14      are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     15      make things more interesting are as follows:
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     17      -1   masturbate
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     19      -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
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     21      -b   buggery
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     23      -B<animal>
     24           bestiality with <animal>
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     26      -c   chocolate sauce option
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     28      -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
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     30      -d<file>
     31           get a date with the features described in <file>
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     33      -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
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     35      -f   foreplay option
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     37      -F   nasal sex with plants
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     39      -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)
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     41      -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)
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     43      -l   leather option
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     45      -m   masochism (see -s)
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     47      -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
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     49      -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
     50           kills it)
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     52      -o   oral option
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     54      -O   parallel access (orgy)
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     56      -p   debug option (proposition only)
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     58      -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)
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     69 SEX(6)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)
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     73      -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
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     75      -s   sadism (target must set -m)
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     77      -S   sundae option
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     79      -T<number>
     80           voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
     81           area code prefix of 900 is assumed.
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     83      -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
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     85      -w   whipped cream option
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     87      -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
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     89 ENVIRONMENT
     90      LOVERS
     91           is a list of default partners which will be used if
     92           none are specified in the command line.  If any are
     93           specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
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     95 FILES
     96      /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality
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     98      /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates
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    100      /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes
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    102      /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment
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    106 BUGS
    107      ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
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    109      ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
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    111 MAN AUTHOR
    112      Author prefers to be anonymous.
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    114 HISTORY
    115      Oldest program ever.