ircart

- massive organized collection of irc art

git clone git://git.acid.vegas/ircart.git

shtdryballs.txt (893B)

      1 sht got some sahara balls irl. prolly flaky as shit. has to put lotion on them to avoid being so itchy due to dryness
      2 if you look at shts balls long enough they might "appear" wet, but it is a just a mirage due to being so dry
      3 sht got dehydrated grapes in his pants
      4 men ride camels on shts balls all weekend
      5 shts balls look like an empty swimming pool
      6 shts actually lives in california and his balls get forest fires on the pubes from being so dry
      7 sht has naturally hydrophobic testicles like they have a permanent layer of RAIN-X applied to it
      8 licking shts balls prolly feels like licking sandpaper thats been in the microwave for 15 seconds 
      9 sht doesnt have sperm in his testicles, only SAND
     10 sht going to apply moisturizer to his balls rn
     11 sht got eczema on his balls
     12 sht got a cactus growing out of his balls instead of a penis
     13 sht balls act like a flint when he walks and they rub together