at school, i took my best friend's brand new super-rare tamagotchi and put it into a sink full of water without him knowing.
 he went over to the sink in the classroom to wash his hands and screamed and began to cry.
 a few days later i punched him full force in the throat and smashed his lips into his braces because he smiled smugly at me when i forgot to hand in some work to another teacher.
 i got punished lightly, and kicked his face in outside school the very next day, after he'd been to hospital.
 he's still my friend though...we feel each other's penises sometimes.

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