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      1 The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
      2 --------------------------------
      3 
      4 :-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      5       joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
      6 ;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
      7       More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
      8 :-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
      9       or depressed about something.
     10 :-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
     11       good as a happy smilie
     12 :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
     13 :->  User just made a really devilish remark.
     14 ;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
     15 
     16 Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
     17 
     18 (-:   User is left handed
     19 %-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
     20 :*)   User is drunk
     21 [:]   User is a robot
     22 8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
     23 B:-)  Sunglasses on head
     24 ::-)  User wears normal glasses
     25 B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
     26 8:-)  User is a little girl
     27 :-)-8 User is a Big girl
     28 :-{)  User has a mustache
     29 :-{}  User wears lipstick
     30 {:-)  User wears a toupee
     31 }:-(  Toupee in an updraft
     32 :-[   User is a Vampire
     33 :-E   Bucktoothed vampire
     34 :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
     35 :-7   User juust made a wry statement
     36 :-*   User just ate something sour
     37 :-)~  User drools
     38 :-~)  User has a cold
     39 :'-(  User is crying
     40 :'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
     41 :-@   User is screaming
     42 :-#   User wears braces
     43 :^)   User has a broken nose
     44 :v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
     45 :_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face
     46 :<)   User is from an Ivy League School
     47 :-&   User is tongue tied.
     48 =:-)  User is a hosehead
     49 -:-)  User is a punk rocker
     50 -:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
     51 :=)   User has two noses
     52 +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
     53 `:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
     54 ,:-)  Same thing...other side
     55 |-I   User is asleep
     56 |-O   User is yawning/snoring
     57 :-Q   User is a smoker
     58 :-?   User smokes a pipe
     59 O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
     60 O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
     61 :-P   Nyahhhh!
     62 :-S   User just made an incoherent statement
     63 :-D   User is laughing (at you!)
     64 :-X   User's lips are sealed
     65 :-C   User is really bummed
     66 :-/   User is skeptical
     67 C=:-) User is a chef
     68 @=    User is pro-nuclear war
     69 *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
     70 :-o   Uh oh!
     71 (8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
     72 *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
     73 3:]   Pet smilie
     74 3:[   Mean Pet smilie
     75 d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
     76 E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
     77 :-9   User is licking his/her lips
     78 %-6   User is braindead
     79 [:-)  User is wearing a walkman
     80 (:I   User is an egghead
     81 <:-I  User is a dunce
     82 K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
     83 @:-)  User is wearing a turban
     84 :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
     85 :-:   Mutant Smilie
     86       The invisible smilie
     87 .-)   User only has one eye
     88 ,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
     89 X-(   User just died
     90 8 :-) User is a wizard
     91 C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
     92                           a mustache, and a double chin
     93 
     94 Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
     95 
     96 :)  Midget smilie
     97 :]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
     98 =)  Variation on a theme...
     99 :} - What should we call these? (what?)
    100 :) - Happy
    101 :> - what?
    102 :@ - what?
    103 :D - Laughter
    104 :I - Hmmm...
    105 :( - Sad
    106 :[ - Real Downer
    107 :< - what?
    108 :{ - what?
    109 :O - Yelling
    110 :C - what?
    111 :Q - what?
    112 :,( - Crying
    113 [] - Hugs and
    114 :* - Kisses
    115 |I - Asleep
    116 |^o -Snoring
    117 
    118 
    119   :-`  smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
    120   :-1  smiley bland face
    121   :-!          "
    122   :-@  smiley face screaming
    123   :-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
    124   :-$  smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
    125   :-%  smiley banker
    126   :-6  smiley after eating something sour
    127   :^)  smiley with pointy nose (righty)
    128   :-7  smiley after a wry statement
    129   8-)  smiley swimmer
    130   :-*  smiley after eating something bitter
    131   :-&  smiley which is tongue-tied
    132   :-0  smiley orator
    133        smiley invisible man
    134   (:-( unsmiley frowning
    135   (:-) smiley big-face
    136   ):-)         "
    137   ):-(  unsmiley big-face
    138   )8-)  scuba smiley big-face
    139   =:-) smiley punk-rocker
    140   =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
    141   +:-) smiley priest
    142   :-q  smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
    143   :-e  disappointed smiley
    144   :-t  cross smiley
    145   :-i  semi-smiley
    146   :-o  smiley singing national anthem
    147   :-p  smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
    148   :-[  un-smiley blockhead
    149   :-]  smiley blockhead
    150   :-{  smiley variation on a theme
    151   :-}  ditto
    152   {:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
    153   }:-) above in an updraft
    154   :-a  lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
    155   :-s  smiley after a BIZARRE comment
    156   :-d  lefty smiley razzing you
    157   g-)  smiley with ponce-nez glasses
    158   :-j  left smiling smilely
    159   :-k  beats me, looks like something, tho.
    160   :-l  y. a. s.
    161   :-:  mutant smiley
    162   :-\  undecided smiley
    163   :-|  "have an ordinary day" smiley
    164   ;-)  winking smiley
    165   :-<  real sad smiley
    166   :->  y.a.s.
    167   :-z  y.a.c.s.
    168   :-x  "my lips are sealed" smiley
    169   :-c  bummed out smiley
    170   :-v  talking head smiley
    171   :v)  left-pointing nose smiley
    172   :-b  left-pointing tongue smiley
    173   :-/  lefty undecided smiley
    174   :-?  smilely smoking a pipe
    175   .-]  one-eyed smilely
    176   ,-}  wry and winking
    177   0-)  smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
    178   :-=) older smiley with mustache
    179   :u)  smiley with funny-looking left nose
    180   :n)  smiley with funny-looking right nose
    181   :<   midget unsmiley
    182   :>   midget smiley
    183   }:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
    184                        a double-chin
    185 
    186 :-)    ha ha                   ~~:-(   net.flame
    187 |-)    hee hee                 O |-)   net.religion
    188 |-D    ho ho
    189 :->    hey hey                 8 :-I   net.unix-wizards
    190 :-(    boo hoo                   X-(   net.suicide
    191 :-I    hmm                     E-:-I   net.ham-radio
    192 :-O    uh oh                    >:-I   net.startrek
    193 :-P    nyah nyah                3:o[   net.pets
    194 |-P    yuk
    195 
    196 :-}    beard
    197 :-{    mustache
    198 :-#    braces
    199 :-X    bow tie
    200 :-Q    smoker
    201 <:I    dunce
    202 (:I    egghead
    203 @:I    turban
    204 
    205 8-)    glasses
    206 B-)    horn-rims
    207 8:-)   glasses on forehead
    208 :-8(   condescending stare
    209 ;-)    wink
    210 :-<     mad
    211 
    212 
    213 Drama :-(      Comedy :-)      Surpise :-o     Suspense 8-|
    214 
    215 Male   :-      Female  >-
    216 Birth  |-O     Death 8-#
    217 Infinity       8
    218 
    219 [compiled by Kevin Johnson]