ircart

- massive organized collection of irc art
git clone git://git.acid.vegas/ircart.git
rules.txt (1876B)
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      2                          §3 -- MAINTAIN A CLEAR MIND
      3 
      4   Develop a mental illness or any other such disorder -- become a high-
      5 functioning psychotic, or a paranoid schizophrenic. Exert control over your mind
      6 to the fullest degree by monumentally defeating it in combat until it succumbs
      7 to your vastly superior definition of `reality' and other such figments of a
      8 terribly deluded mind. Establish a vast jungle of delusions intertangled in a
      9 manner so complicated that it competes with the Planck length for contention on
     10 the subject of immeasurability.
     11 
     12 Example:
     13 	XXX typical #arab shats
     14 
     15                            §3.1 -- EAT HEALTHY
     16 
     17   Whichever your diet may consist of, discard it forevermore and ever, whilst
     18 throwing up the last terrified and traumatised remnants of your sanity. Do
     19 instead acquire a habit of endulging the most hideously disfiguring and obscure
     20 varities of intoxicants, drugs, sedatives, hypnotics, hallucinogens,
     21 disassociatives, stimulants, and narcotics of all sorts. Instill a belief
     22 postulating that any substance bar LSD is poisoned and may solely be purged by
     23 consuming large amounts of Psilocybin mushrooms.
     24 
     25 Example:
     26 	XXX knubbze's shrooms logs
     27 
     28               §4 -- ACT RESPONSIBLY, ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY
     29 
     30    If in doubt, have everyone else be befallen by the inevitable weight of blame
     31 and guilt whose logical necessity you shall establish by projecting your own
     32 momentary mistakes, shortcomings, mental illnesses, birth defects, and
     33 alcoholism relapses unto everyone else that happens to coincidentally be within
     34 your vicinity.
     35 
     36 Example:
     37 	<vik_> yeah, you said 'paki'
     38 	<vik_> racist
     39 	<v> no, i actually said `pakis'
     40 	<v> your ignorance concerning the subject of declension
     41 	<v> is quite terrible
     42 	[ ... ]
     43 	<v> i should furthermore want to amend
     44 	<v> that vik_ is also unable to
     45 	<v> differentiate between
     46 	<v> inflection and declension