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      1 PREAMBLE TO THE PUMPSTITUTION: WE THE PUMPERS, IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT CHANNEL, ESTABLISH JUSTICE, ENSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY, PROVIDE FOR THE COMMON DONG, PROMOTE THE GENERAL LOLLING AND, SECURE THE BLESSINGS OF CONFERENCE LINES TO OURSELVES AND OUR POSTERITY, DO ORDAIN AND ESTABLISH THIS #PENISPUMP OF THE ERIS FREE IRC NETWORK.
      2 PLEDGE
      3 I Pledge Allegiance to the #penispump of the Eris Free Network and to the Honor for which it stands, one Channel under Shemale, Indivisible, with huge cocks and great justice for all.
      4 Pumpstitution
      5 1. We the shemales reserve our rights to be heard by the oppers, and our right to be voiced and oped
      6 2. Niggers, Male or Females are not to be given voice, ops, or the ability to vote. They can only have mode +b.
      7 3. Whatever cutie says must be followed because cutie is as genius bot.
      8 4. Shemales must spread the word of the pump.
      9 Ammendments
     10 1. gay_panda and cutie578 did not die regardless of what anyone tells you.
     11 2. maximum lols
     12 3. im gay
     13 4. jews did wtc
     14 5. lol jews
     15 6. smoke weed
     16 7. Pheco died
     17 8. Masturbate or Sex as often as you please
     18 9. Also, dongs.
     19 10. what
     20 11. Waste bandwidth
     21 12. No flooding on Sundays
     22 13. Singlish is official language of #penispump lah