ircart

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omgba.txt (2676B)
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      8           \________/         \__________/    
      9                      /\ /\
     10                     /  V  \
     11                    / /\ /\ \
     12                   / / / \ \ \
     13                  / / /   \ \ \           -OMGba
     14                 /_/ /     \ \_\
     15                    /_______\
     16       THIS
     17       THIS GAME HAS RAT WHO COOKS BUT HE DOES NOT COOK
     18       VERY MUCH IN THIS GAME.  HIS RESTAURANT MUST BE
     19       FAILING WITH ALL OF THE TIME OFF HE IS TAKING.
     20       THIS IS WHY SMALL BUSINESSES FAIL SO MCUH IT IS
     21       A LACK OF WORK ETHIC.
     22       HE IS BUSY SLIDING DOWN WALLS AND JUMPING OFF OF
     23       THEM LIKE MEGAMANS IN MEGAMAN X.  EXCEPT HE IS
     24       AS EFFECTIVE AS MEGAMAN WITHOUT A ROBOT SUIT AND
     25       EQUIPPED WITH ONLY RUSH MARINE FOR THE ENTIRE GAME
     26       AND ALSO WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO ATTACK.
     27       MAN.
     28       WHAT WAS THE DEAL WITH THAT MOVIE EVAN ALMIGHTY.
     29       STEVE CARELL IS SUCH A DICK NO I WILL NOT DO THE
     30       DANCE SHUT THE FUCK UP IS THAT THE CHICK FROM
     31       GILMORE GIRLS WTF GET OUT OF THE MOVIE.  HOW
     32       MANY TIMES DOES THE MAN HAVE TO CONVINCE YOU
     33       THAT HE IS GOD BEFORE YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO HIM.
     34       HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU A GODDAM ZOO IS
     35       FOLLOWING YOU AND YOU LOOK LIKE KENNY ROGERS
     36       AND SPEAKING OF THE GAMBLER YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN
     37       TO HOLD EM KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM - FOLD YOUR
     38       CAREER STEVE CARELL IF YOUR CHARACTER WAS SUPPOSED
     39       TO HAVE BEEN HIGH IN THE MOVIE INSTEAD OF BEING
     40       TALKED TO BY GOD YOU WOULD NOT HAVE HAD TO CHANGE
     41       YOUR PERFORMANCE.  SUCH VERSATILITY.  ALSO WHY
     42       DIDNT GOD JUST STOP THE "FLOOD" (FUKKEN SMALLEST
     43       AMOUNT OF WATER EVER THEY COULD HAVE JUST DRIVEN
     44       2 MILES AND BEEN FINE).  GOD IS SUCH A DICK.
     45       MORGAN FREEMAN PRETTY MUCH HAS THE ACTING MARKET
     46       CORNERED ON PLAYING GOD.  THAT MUST LOOK GOOD ON
     47       THE RESUME.
     48       AGENT-TYPE PERSON:
     49          Oh, I see you have some prior acting experience,
     50          Mr. Freeman.  What roles did you play?
     51        MORGAN FREEMAN:
     52          Oh, yeah.  I played God.
     53        AGENT-TYPE PERSON:
     54          Oh... lol - but you're black.  Wtf?
     55        MORGAN FREEMAN:
     56          *Shoots lightning bolt*
     57        AGENT-TYPE PERSON:
     58          *Dies*
     59        GORDON FREEMAN:
     60          Follow me.
     61        MORGAN FREEMAN:
     62          K, lol.
     63        [END-SCENE]
     64        GOD(MORGANFREEMAN)SPEED.