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1 Annoying Jews is quickly becoming a sport more than just a thing you do when 2 bored. A good way to get them pissed is to call them up out of the fone book 3 (There easy to spot names make it simple- Goldstein, Goldwater, Goldberg, 4 just about anything that ends in 'stein', 'water','berg', or 'man' will be 5 a Fuckin Jew. When you finally spot a Jew in the fone book, be sure to 6 give them a call and ark them if they want to give a donation to the Egyptian 7 Weaponry Fund. If you really hate the bastards, then card them a couple sides 8 of Pork. I'm sure they'll enjoy it to the fullest!! Another thing you can do 9 to fuck up a Jew is steal his cap and put a little propeller on it. That'll 10 really get his heart pumping, he may even try to pick a fight with you. Not 11 to worry! There so small that they can hardly reach your face anyway. Just give 12 them a good hit on there little melonheads. Oh, and also make sure that you 13 give a good, hard kick in the Balls to ensqre that no future Jewbags can be 14 produced(Afterall, were trying to rid the earth on this punishment bestowed 15 on us from God).