ircart

- massive organized collection of irc art

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aids5.txt (643B)

      1 Joe goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
      2 The doctor comes back and says, "Joe, I am not going to beat around
      3 the bush, you have AIDS."
      4 Joe is devastated. "Doctor, what can I do?"
      5 The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
      6 sausage, a head of cabbage, a plate of baked beans, 20 un-peeled
      7 carrots covered in tomato salsa, 10 jalapeno peppers, 5 corn-on-the-
      8 cobs, 40 walnuts and peanuts, a box of branflakes, chicken dhansaak,
      9 and I want you to wash it down with a gallon of prune juice."
     10 .
     11 "Will that cure me?" asks Joe hopefully.
     12 "No," replies the doctor, "but it will teach you what your arse is
     13 for."