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1 :YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-M 2 !!!!!YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-M--M 3 !!!!!!!!"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.-'- .'|| 4 !!!!!!!!!!!!!YMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-:-:'| .-' || 5 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M || .-' | | || 6 oooooooooo!!!!!!!M || | | | || 7 XXXXXXXXXXXb!!!!!M || | | | || 8 $$$$$$$$hdXb!!!!!M || | | | || 9 $$$$$$$$$dXb!!!!!M || | | | || 10 $$$$$$$$$pXb!!!!!M || | | | || 11 XXXXXXXXXXXb!!!!!M || | | | || 12 PPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!M || | | | || 13 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M dm __ || | | | || 14 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M `MM. _,MMb || | | | || 15 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M `MMm ,MP' __ ,m || | | | || 16 !!!!!!!!!MMMMM!!!M `MMYMMF dMMoMMMMMM"MM || | | | || 17 !!!!!!!!!M###M!!!M dMMMMMMm. "' qMMMMMP ' || | ' ...-==| 18 !!!!!!!!!MMMMM!!!M YMMMMMMMP "MMMM" || .--''' dMM| 19 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M `MMPP'. _mmMPmmmYMmmmm. || +---== `````"| 20 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ,mMMMMMMMmMMMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMm8MPPM|| | | | || 21 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M dMMMMMMM$""'MMMM'MMMMMMMMM' || | | | || 22 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ,dMMMMMb ' MMMMMMM' || | | | || 23 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ;MMP `MMM. MMMMMMM || | | | || 24 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M 8MM `MMP mmmmmmmmm || | | | || 25 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ' " dMMMMMMMMMb || | | | || 26 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ,MMMMMMMMMMMM || | | | || 27 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M MMMMMMMMMMMMMY || | | | || 28 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M 'MMP MM8 || | | | || 29 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M MM$ 8Mb || | | | || 30 =================M YMM dM' || | | | || 31 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M ]M[ dM || | | | || 32 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M [:dg:] `Mb YM || | | | || 33 #################MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM`-.'-._ | | || 34 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' :: :: `-..`' | || 35 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!' ::. ::. `-.,`-..|| 36 !!!!!!!!!!!!!' '::: ::' `-._ | 37 !!!!!!!!!!!!' :::: ::' `-| 38 !!!!!!!!!!!' ::::: :::' | 39 !!!!!!!!!!' '::::: :::' | 40 !!!!!!!!' ,::::: ::::' | 41 !!!!!!!' ,:::::: ::::; | 42 !!!!!!' ::::::: :::::\ | 43 !!!!' :::::::: ::::::' | 44 !!!' :::::::: ::::::: | 45 !!' ::::::::: :::::::: | 46 ' ':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;:::. | 47 ;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' | 48 `;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' | 49 `:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ | 50 `:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ | 51 Y::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::' | 52 ____________________________;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;___________| 53 54 MOMMY I'M GOING TO STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS STRANGELY SHAPED KNIFE 55 WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING 56 57 SERIOUSLY IT'S A KNIFE NOT A TEDDY BEAR 58 59 LOOK WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE MY WORD ON THIS IT'S REALLY A STABBING 60 OR PERHAPS BLUNT INSTRUMENT OF SOME KIND WHICH IS REALLY CAPABLE 61 OF DOING SERIOUS DAMAGE PARTICULARLY TO SOMEONE WHO IS UNCONSCIOUS 62 63 JESUS WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERY TIME I BRING THIS 64 UP YES I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A HARMLESS FUZZY TEDDY BEAR BUT 65 IT REALLY IS A LETHAL INSTRUMENT PARTICULARLY WHEN USED BY A TRAINED 66 PROFESSIONAL 67 68 NO I'M NOT A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL I'M A GODDAMN THREE YEAR OLD BUT 69 I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT 70 71 FINE IT'S A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR BUT I'M STILL GOING TO SMOTHER YOU 72 WITH IT