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penispump_09.txt (1294B)
1 it was a sunday morning 2 in my trashy apartment 3 the jews just left the wtc 4 and where underway to do the pentagon 5 i looked out my window 6 and was reminded by the penis pumps i used in the past 7 to much to pump 8 to much penis 9 i was sick of pumpin my penis 10 day in 11 day out 12 so i threw out my penis pumps 13 i was done with it 14 little did i know 15 that the jews where going to my apartment 16 to take me out 17 so i started up my computar 18 and used my favorite irc client 19 mirc it was 20 once again penis pump picture all over my desktop 21 my conclusion was pumpin was my life 22 but then i heard the knockin on the door 23 i looked through the eyeglass 24 and saw the jews 25 they where covered in broken plane parts 26 probably from the wtc 27 they did 28 i let them in 29 and directly they tried to kill me 30 i needed to get rid of the jews 31 and fast 32 i remembered the gay porn with penis pumps i saw a few months back 33 in the gay porn they said that jews had only one weakness 34 that is the penis pump 35 but i threw them all out 36 so what i know?! 37 but then it all came to me 38 i did a rob schneider move 39 and ran to the kitchen 40 i took my backup of backup pumps from underneath the years of left over pizza in the freezer 41 and pumped the jews to hell 42 once again 43 a day saved by the penis pump 44 and i went back to watchin some downloaded gay porn on my computar