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penispump_09.txt (1294B)

      1 it was a sunday morning
      2 in my trashy apartment
      3 the jews just left the wtc
      4 and where underway to do the pentagon
      5 i looked out my window
      6 and was reminded by the penis pumps i used in the past
      7 to much to pump
      8 to much penis
      9 i was sick of pumpin my penis
     10 day in
     11 day out
     12 so i threw out my penis pumps
     13 i was done with it
     14 little did i know
     15 that the jews where going to my apartment
     16 to take me out
     17 so i started up my computar
     18 and used my favorite irc client
     19 mirc it was
     20 once again penis pump picture all over my desktop
     21 my conclusion was pumpin was my life
     22 but then i heard the knockin on the door
     23 i looked through the eyeglass
     24 and saw the jews
     25 they where covered in broken plane parts
     26 probably from the wtc
     27 they did
     28 i let them in
     29 and directly they tried to kill me
     30 i needed to get rid of the jews
     31 and fast
     32 i remembered the gay porn with penis pumps i saw a few months back
     33 in the gay porn they said that jews had only one weakness
     34 that is the penis pump
     35 but i threw them all out
     36 so what i know?!
     37 but then it all came to me
     38 i did a rob schneider move
     39 and ran to the kitchen
     40 i took my backup of backup pumps from underneath the  years of left over pizza in the freezer
     41 and pumped the jews to hell
     42 once again
     43 a day saved by the penis pump
     44 and i went back to watchin some downloaded gay porn on my computar