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penispump_08.txt (1393B)
      1 i pump in the car on the way to work
      2 fuck 
      3 the looks on peoples face
      4 when they see my big HUGE cock in my pants
      5 but the other day
      6 i was like walking with my big huge cock
      7 in my pants
      8 and some woman came up to me
      9 and im liek
     10 WTF BITCH
     11 and shes like
     12 looollll
     13 so i stabbed her in the face
     14 and i also cut her up badly
     15 with my penis pump stabber all-in one combination
     16 its pretty awesome
     17 i think everyone should do it
     18 offcourse you get shit from the police
     19 but you just have to lie some things
     20 and you can move on with your daily business
     21 but anyway
     22 i just recommend a penis pump to everyone
     23 everyone should use a penis pump
     24 i used it once
     25 and i can't live without it
     26 i have this mantra 
     27 so when things get hard in life
     28 i just say
     29 penis pump
     30 to myself
     31 and god
     32 when i say that
     33 i feel like i can take on the world
     34 its pretty awesome using a penis pump
     35 all of my friends are using one
     36 they are still newbies when it comes to pumpin 
     37 im a real pro pumper
     38 ive even got propz from the megapumper
     39 hes a big name in the penis pumpin scene
     40 i also have a big name
     41 but his is just legendary
     42 but anyway
     43 i just thought i would inform you guys about pumpin
     44 penis pump the best thing that can happen to you!
     45 do i feel some stubborness
     46 you just have to give in to penis pumps
     47 they are godly things
     48 just buy one on the internet
     49 for like  bucks
     50 and your on your way
     51 its the best thing since jeans
     52 you've gotta try it