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fagofbelair.txt (954B)

      1 Now, this is a story all about how
      2 My life got flipped-turned upside down
      3 And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
      4 I'll tell you how I fucked the prince of a town called Bel Air
      5 
      6 In my hometown Bel air born and raised
      7 At the library where I spent most of my days
      8 Readin' and writin' thinkin' I'm cool
      9 And upstaging my friends in everything in school
     10 When a cousin of mine
     11 Who was up to no good
     12 Startin makin jokes about my manhood
     13 He said one lil joke and I got sad
     14 I said 'Will, you have no idea what you're talking about, now stop or I'll call Dad'
     15 
     16 He laughed at my threat and when it got clear
     17 That he didn't take me seriously, he slapped my rear
     18 If anything I can say this act is wierd
     19 But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Will, I am queer!'
     20 
     21 I pulled down his pants, it was about 7 or 8 inches
     22 And I yelled to my cousin 'Yo homes stick this in my britches'
     23 He looked at my ass
     24 It was finally inside
     25 To sit on my cousin as the fag of Bel Air