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fagofbelair.txt (954B)
1 Now, this is a story all about how 2 My life got flipped-turned upside down 3 And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there 4 I'll tell you how I fucked the prince of a town called Bel Air 5 6 In my hometown Bel air born and raised 7 At the library where I spent most of my days 8 Readin' and writin' thinkin' I'm cool 9 And upstaging my friends in everything in school 10 When a cousin of mine 11 Who was up to no good 12 Startin makin jokes about my manhood 13 He said one lil joke and I got sad 14 I said 'Will, you have no idea what you're talking about, now stop or I'll call Dad' 15 16 He laughed at my threat and when it got clear 17 That he didn't take me seriously, he slapped my rear 18 If anything I can say this act is wierd 19 But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Will, I am queer!' 20 21 I pulled down his pants, it was about 7 or 8 inches 22 And I yelled to my cousin 'Yo homes stick this in my britches' 23 He looked at my ass 24 It was finally inside 25 To sit on my cousin as the fag of Bel Air